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Teil is a cucumber in wine on speed he is also very tall and super man which means penis in mexico
teil is as superman as thats guys penis
Teil by german teil February 18, 2022
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Mein Teil 

German for "My Part". Teil is also a slang term in German for "Penis."
Es ist mein Teil – nein
Mein Teil – nein
Da das ist mein Teil – nein
Mein Teil – nein
(Taken from the Rammstein Song "Mein Teil")

Mein Teil 

German for "my part" (referring to genitals), quite cool to slip into the odd sentence. Rammstein song... try typing "making of mein teil" into google video... then you shall understand.
"mein teil is itchy" "tmi, ming man"
Mein Teil by n00binat0r July 10, 2006

mein teil 

German for "my part" but is also slang for "penis" like using the word thing in english. "Mein Teil" is also a song by the Industrial Metal group Rammstein. The song is rumoured to be related to the german cannibal a couple of years ago.
Lecken mein teil bitte.
mein teil by Ub3r 1337 n3rdz0r July 23, 2005

Mein Teil 

Mein Teil is a controvertial song made by German Metal band rammstein, the song is one of the singles from the album Reise, Reise (2004) and is about the Armin Meiwes, the songs alternative title is " Die Kanniballenlied " (the cannibal song).
Person one: "have you heard of the song mein teil?
Person two: "yeah its a good rammstein song"
Mein Teil by rzk4 September 12, 2022

Teilhard 

n.

1. A Filipino-shaped indentation in one's sofa, often made deeper by the additional weight of a white woman, or accompanied by an indentation of a tall white woman.

2. In myth: A hangover-induced apparition said to be visible only after waking up after a night of drunken partying. It often takes the form of a Filipino man wrapped in a red shroud.
Go ahead and crash on the couch. Get cozy in the Teilhard.

Alright, but I don't wanna wake up to the Teilhard, he'll eat my fingers like lumpias.
Teilhard by Juangalt February 22, 2010
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