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(German)
1. German word for "ask".

2. Can also be used as "please", like in the sentence: "eine Currywurst, bitte" (= "a curried sausage please").

3. "Bitte" is also used by a waiter or someone offering a service to attract the customer's attention. We might translate it by "Can I help you?".

4.You would also say "bitte" when handing things over to somebody. In this context it would mean "Here you are". You would expect the person to whom you were handing over the object to respond by saying "danke" (see below).

5. "Bitte" is also used as a response to "danke", which is the German equivalent of "thanks" or "thank you". "Bitte" then means "You're welcome!" or "Don't mention it!". This acknowledgement of thanks is not simply a matter of politeness - it can be impolite not to follow a "danke" with a "bitte", since to a German speaker you may appear to be refusing their thanks.

"Danke" is often followed by either "schön" or "sehr". If so, then the "bitte" response will be similarly modified. The following table listens the pattern of responses:
Person1: danke schön!
Person2: bitte schön!
bitte by Sampi July 1, 2005
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bitte 

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1) A German word that can mean "please", "thanks" and a lot of other things like "you're welcome".
2) A French word that is much easier to learn since it only means one thing: a dick. Apparently German people like to use this word a lot.
Man: Tu veux voir ma bitte ? (English: Do you want to see my dick?)
Woman: Ja bitte! (English: Yes please!)
bitte by Find a Wingman November 27, 2019

bitte 

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the german word thankyou. used by us to make fun of the germans.
in school the teacher is calling the roll. jack- bitte chris - bitte
bitte bitte bitte bitte bitte bitte bitte
bitte by bigin April 22, 2005

Bitte sprechen Sie Englisch, ich spreche nicht gut Deutsch 

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a german phrase meaning "please speak english, i dont speak german well"
german man: schicken Sie diesen Mann sofort ins Gefängnis
american tourist: Bitte sprechen Sie Englisch, ich spreche nicht gut Deutsch
german man: oh okay, send zis man to jail immediately

schlampe bitte 

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German for "bitch please". Something you can say around your parents or other non-German speaking people to generally piss them off.
Mom: You have to do your homework NOW.
Kid: "Schlampe bitte!"
schlampe bitte by Irish89 December 25, 2007

neger bitte 

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German for "nigga please"
Adolf Hitler was the best chancellor in Germany!
Neger bitte!

Uncum yourself please / unkommen Sie bitte 

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When someone with an erect penis ejaculates too early during intercourse, but the other party/parties has/have not yet climaxed/gekommen.
Uncum yourself please / unkommen Sie bitte. I need 10 more minutes.
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