n.
1. A Filipino-shaped indentation in one's sofa, often made deeper by the additional weight of a white
woman, or accompanied by an indentation of a tall white
woman.
2. In myth: A hangover-induced apparition said to be visible only after waking up after a
night of drunken partying. It often takes the form of a Filipino man wrapped in a red shroud.
Go ahead and
crash on the couch. Get cozy in the Teilhard.
Alright, but I
don't wanna wake up to the Teilhard, he'
ll eat my fingers like lumpias.