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Thai Rent-a-wife
Harry's telac kicked him out once the rent was paid, then came knocking on the first of the next month.
Telac by CableHills September 29, 2008
Related Words
Teila teilah Teilana Teilani teigan Teija Tekla TelaPathY Teia tailand
She's sweet, caring, kind, hot, smart, and the best person that could ever be in your life. She will never let you down no matter what. She is beyond gorgeous and will be the best girlfriend you could ever have. She will always be there for you and will care and love you no matter what. It will be a little tricky at first but once you get her hooked she will never stop loving you. A loyal, gorgeous, sweet, caring, smart, and talented girl, now thats a tekla.
Person 1: There is this girl, she is so beautiful and caring. I love here so much

Person 2: What's her name? I bet it's Tekla

Person 1: Yup, how did you know?
Tekla by Yeetonabeet December 24, 2018

Teilhard 

n.

1. A Filipino-shaped indentation in one's sofa, often made deeper by the additional weight of a white woman, or accompanied by an indentation of a tall white woman.

2. In myth: A hangover-induced apparition said to be visible only after waking up after a night of drunken partying. It often takes the form of a Filipino man wrapped in a red shroud.
Go ahead and crash on the couch. Get cozy in the Teilhard.

Alright, but I don't wanna wake up to the Teilhard, he'll eat my fingers like lumpias.
Teilhard by Juangalt February 22, 2010
A beautiful, smart woman that can crack you up at any time. She is a social butterfly and will befriend any she meets. A little crazy at times but she knows how to have fun. She knows what she wants and all the guys want her. She is loyal and strong. If you have a Tecla in your life hold on tight you are lucky to have her.
I just meet the sweetest person she must be a Tecla.
Tecla by Rbfsc May 17, 2018
Slippery and tough.

(see also kevlon)
He kept dodging tackles and never got hurt, he's got teflar skin.
teflar by Anthony Sheppard February 8, 2007

Teilzeitbroke 

Wenn jemand zwar potentiell das Geld für etwas hätte, aber um zu sparen broke agiert.
Das war so klar dass du die Rechnung nicht übernimmst, du verhältst dich absolut Teilzeitbroke!
Teilzeitbroke by AveragesizedP July 19, 2022