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Teilo is a boy who loves singing, usually a blonde and always dated girls. Most of the time he always comes running back to that one girl/person though. Always has insecurities and makes it clear that you should know too. But is always there for you when you need him. Also really confident in talking to people though.
Person 1 - OMG not again.
Person 2 - it isn’t...
Teilo - hey guys!!
Person 1&2 - uhhhhhh!!!!
teilo by That girl you know. January 10, 2019
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Teilo is tremendous. tremendously tiny. he is a twink and loves jerking off to gay porn and gets no bitches. He's quite hairy for a little twink!
hi teilo
Teilo by ball12346 April 25, 2023
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teilo Teilor teflon Tailor Teblow teion tailormade Teblowing Tello Telo
Very swarve and cool
Man teilo is so starve and cool

Damn wish I was that cool
Teilo by Chinkatron69696969 June 24, 2023

Temiloluwa 

This is a name given to Yoruba children either male or female, usually very handsome and beautiful, super talented and very smart. They are always fun to be with and are really sensitive. They are very observant and cautious. They can also be very stubborn but also very nice and generous. This is a name to associated with.
And this child will be called "Temiloluwa ". 😁
Temiloluwa by @Dannyart February 3, 2020

Teilhard 

n.

1. A Filipino-shaped indentation in one's sofa, often made deeper by the additional weight of a white woman, or accompanied by an indentation of a tall white woman.

2. In myth: A hangover-induced apparition said to be visible only after waking up after a night of drunken partying. It often takes the form of a Filipino man wrapped in a red shroud.
Go ahead and crash on the couch. Get cozy in the Teilhard.

Alright, but I don't wanna wake up to the Teilhard, he'll eat my fingers like lumpias.
Teilhard by Juangalt February 22, 2010

telosico 

originally derived from the Spanish "cállate el osico" which roughly translates to "silence your snout". A very crass way to tell someone to shut up. Often only used among very close friends.

Popular along the Mexico-Texas border.
-"Ay what were you wearing last night, you looked busted girl"
-"Telosico, pendeja"
An awesome guy who is funny loving caring and an all around fucking great dude. He will help you when you are in a struggle and sticks up for you. Great looking and is a lady magnet, he is much better than Brendan and very reliable, great at sports and will never let you down
Oh my god bro, Thilo is so cool
I would go gay for Thilo
Thilo by BetterthanBrendan July 22, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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