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Teilo is a boy who loves singing, usually a blonde and always dated girls. Most of the time he always comes running back to that one girl/person though. Always has insecurities and makes it clear that you should know too. But is always there for you when you need him. Also really confident in talking to people though.
Person 1 - OMG not again.
Person 2 - it isn’t...
Teilo - hey guys!!
Person 1&2 - uhhhhhh!!!!
teilo by That girl you know. January 10, 2019
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Teilo is tremendous. tremendously tiny. he is a twink and loves jerking off to gay porn and gets no bitches. He's quite hairy for a little twink!
hi teilo
Teilo by ball12346 April 25, 2023
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teilo • Teilor • teflon • Tailor • Teblow • teion • tailormade • Teblowing • Tello • Telo
Very swarve and cool
Man teilo is so starve and cool

Damn wish I was that cool
Teilo by Chinkatron69696969 June 24, 2023

Temiloluwa 

This is a name given to Yoruba children either male or female, usually very handsome and beautiful, super talented and very smart. They are always fun to be with and are really sensitive. They are very observant and cautious. They can also be very stubborn but also very nice and generous. This is a name to associated with.
And this child will be called "Temiloluwa ". 😁
Temiloluwa by @Dannyart February 3, 2020

Teilhard 

n.

1. A Filipino-shaped indentation in one's sofa, often made deeper by the additional weight of a white woman, or accompanied by an indentation of a tall white woman.

2. In myth: A hangover-induced apparition said to be visible only after waking up after a night of drunken partying. It often takes the form of a Filipino man wrapped in a red shroud.
Go ahead and crash on the couch. Get cozy in the Teilhard.

Alright, but I don't wanna wake up to the Teilhard, he'll eat my fingers like lumpias.
Teilhard by Juangalt February 22, 2010

telosico 

originally derived from the Spanish "cállate el osico" which roughly translates to "silence your snout". A very crass way to tell someone to shut up. Often only used among very close friends.

Popular along the Mexico-Texas border.
-"Ay what were you wearing last night, you looked busted girl"
-"Telosico, pendeja"
An awesome guy who is funny loving caring and an all around fucking great dude. He will help you when you are in a struggle and sticks up for you. Great looking and is a lady magnet, he is much better than Brendan and very reliable, great at sports and will never let you down
Oh my god bro, Thilo is so cool
I would go gay for Thilo
Thilo by BetterthanBrendan July 22, 2018
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A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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