lutsch 

German word for "suck"

Used, when a situation's fucked up, or if someone is teasing you.

Is a universal term, which comes close to "shit" or "fuck you"

Comes from the verb "lutschen"

"Man you've got such a fat ass.
looks like you would have three fried pigs for breakfast"

>"Lutsch!"

lutsch by always_hardcore_twins April 1, 2005

lutsch 

Originally implicated the act of sucking someone's dick.

Used more widely today, e.g. when you're stuck in a mess or when you want to tell someone to shut the fuck up.

(Example situation: You got to get somewhere quickly but your car doesn't get started.)

"Gosh, just lutsch!"

lutsch by Hell's Emperor April 5, 2005

Lutsch mir eine 

Suck my dick in Swiss German. Same as on German: lutsch

stress mich nöd und lutsch mir eine
(Stop annoying me and suck my dick)

Lutsch mir eine by Blocher January 7, 2017

Litscher 

(verb) to simultaneously snort and gobble whilst giving a blowjob.

'She went back to Simon's house to Litscher him.'

'I tried to be gentle, but ended up Litschering him.'

'Mate, I heard you got Litschered last night?'

Litscher by adz2910 March 1, 2013

Lutche 

When something is really impressive

"Oh my gah, Karen, that sweater is so lutche"

Lutche by badbass17 May 25, 2016

Lueschow 

Shit that gets stuck to a bear’s ass after eating jalapeno chili cheese nachos from a drunk and passed out camper and no matter how many times you wipe it just wont go away.

honey look whats stuck to the dogs fur, it looks like it got Lueschow'd

Lueschow by Tylers fans August 24, 2009

Lutchrid  

(Lew-trid)
Lutchrid can apply to any and all situations for anything.
Used to describe someone or something at any time for any reason.
Can also be used in a positive or negative manner/context.
Emphasize southern accent.

Man, that party was fuckin' lutchrid.
I got so fuckin' lutchrid last night.
Damn, that smells lutchrid.
That's fuckin' lutchrid.
You're lutchrid.

Lutchrid by Camron Faubion March 16, 2008