Teeples 

A rare penile infection in which the penis becomes lopsided, shrinks and develops sores and warts. This is typically caused by an extreme case of excessive masturbation.

I heard tom caught Teeples, damn now no bitch is going to fuck him

Teeples by Lickumup December 15, 2017

tutant meenage neetle teetles 

Tutant meenage neetle teetles is a shit copy of the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Also, You can't say it without laughing.

Tutant meenage neetle teetles is impossible not to laugh at.

tutant meenage neetle teetles by Vladimir Carti November 12, 2017

Teetles

The tits of a flat chested girl, most often refered to as the "mosquito bite"

due, check out her chest, shes got fucking teetles

Teetles by Drunken Kareoke Master January 26, 2007

teebles 

a pretty girl who incessantly sleeps in your bed.

You know that hott girl i stayed with last week? She hasn't left my bed yet. Yep dude, you got yourself a teebles.

teebles by JSbird April 20, 2009

Teaplespoon 

Between a teaspoon and a tablespoon is a teaplespoon

Add a teaplespoon of flavor for taste

Teaplespoon by London lemongrass October 11, 2020

love temples 

The part of the body that is loved and worshipped by another person!

I love your soapy love temples

love temples by Asian_Great_Mate_Persuasion May 21, 2016

the needle teedles 

a) a group of elite beings exhibiting behaviour of extreme weirdness

b) a rare and unique case of adding 'eedle' into any word because you're a bomb a$$ b*tcheedle and nobody can f#ck with you

a) when I'm with my needle teedles, nobody can touch me. I'm untouchabeedle.

b) I needle my Natteedle becauseedle sheedle is the besteedle and I miss her so much mucheedle :3. Oh no, I've got a case of the needle teedles!

the needle teedles by Schnaike September 9, 2020