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the needle teedles 

a) a group of elite beings exhibiting behaviour of extreme weirdness

b) a rare and unique case of adding 'eedle' into any word because you're a bomb a$$ b*tcheedle and nobody can f#ck with you
a) when I'm with my needle teedles, nobody can touch me. I'm untouchabeedle.

b) I needle my Natteedle becauseedle sheedle is the besteedle and I miss her so much mucheedle :3. Oh no, I've got a case of the needle teedles!
the needle teedles by Schnaike September 9, 2020

Tutant Meenage Needle Teedles 

A group of 4 idiots, dumbasses, and all around morons who spend their time doing fuckshit. They will get you in way to much trouble with your parents and their siblings. Also do waaaay too many drugs and drink like fish. Typically spend time doing nothing, sitting around in ones basement, and/or eating their grandmother's delicious food. They will, on average, spend 7 days straight by going to bed after 5am and sleeping till 3, just to do the same thing again. Often times will get in arguments about pattern recognition, such as the subsequent shape coming after "square, circle, square...". Cite also 1 OPM falling out of the fridge. Inventors of the game "Flash" - details unspecified.

However, they are the best people to have in your corner, ever. They will never turn their backs on you, no matter how far apart they seem. They will have your back no matter the circumstance or no matter the obstacles. Most definitely, four of the tightest, closest, and fun groups of people ever.
person 1: what are those 4 homoculous ingrates doing over there?
person 2: oh them? that's just the Tutant Meenage Needle Teedles.

person 1: they have got to be retarded.
person 2: yeah they are, 100%.

tutant meenage neetle teetles 

Tutant meenage neetle teetles is a shit copy of the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Also, You can't say it without laughing.
Tutant meenage neetle teetles is impossible not to laugh at.

Neetle Teetles 

Scientifc word for toes.
"My neetle teetles are so cold!"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026