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Being the 'little spoon' (on the inside) while spooning.
Would you like to be the teaspoon or the tablespoon?
teaspoon by itsjoshhh July 24, 2011
The sexual act of cupping one's partner's (or partners') scrotal sac. It is often accompanied by a gentle vertical motion much like when weighing a mango.
"Get on your knees and give me a good teaspooning Margaret"
teaspoon by Shitty McShitterson January 18, 2005
Somone who has an big oval sized head and a slim body.
Nolo is a teaspoon
Teaspoon by Radali October 1, 2020
The word teaspoon is a slur talking about how a person is a very small percentage of a minority and uses it as their ‘trump card’ or what they can use in a argument to counter anything, using it to label anyone as racist or sexist.
That kid is a teaspoon, barely even Mexican
Teaspoon by Sekor13 January 11, 2024

teaspoon leg it out of here 

When the Boston tea party were rumbled by the british, whilst drinking tea. They were awful at improvising a term so decided to 'Teaspoon Leg it out of here'.
This can be used to get out of a situation of awkwardness.
Person 1: How did you get out of the sit with that arsehole Miles?
Person 2: I totally had to teaspoon leg it out of here

Teaspoon leg 

Running away, preferably accompanied with the sound of bongos.

Originates from when the British people heard of the Boston tea party and went to fight the American people; upon noticing the Brits, the Americans fled.
British people: "Oi, what are you doing with our tea there, love?"
American people: "Quick, we gotta teaspoon leg it outta here!"
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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