teaspoon

verb, a modification of the spoon position. one lies on their side in the original spoon position and the other lies on their back knees bent up and over the others legs. perfected only with sundaying
in going to teaspoon the shit out of you next time i see you.
by azturner June 14, 2006
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teaspoon

Being the 'little spoon' (on the inside) while spooning.
Would you like to be the teaspoon or the tablespoon?
by itsjoshhh July 24, 2011
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teaspoon

The sexual act of cupping one's partner's (or partners') scrotal sac. It is often accompanied by a gentle vertical motion much like when weighing a mango.
by Shitty McShitterson January 18, 2005
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teaspooning

When one accidently pees a little, equivilant to a teaspoon, in their pants. This can be caused by laughing, farting, sneezing, and sometimes it just happens.
I laughed so hard i teaspooned. I secretly love teaspooning. I am a teaspooner and proud of it.
by Meghan O'Neill December 07, 2006
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Teaspooning

Just like spooning (with your partner) but rather than a parallel body on body it becomes more perpendicular with the male forming the cross with the famale for easier sexual access...
I cant seem to get into a comfortable position with spooning and sex, but if we form a T (teaspoon) its a whole lot easier...now we are teaspooning
by Jonny C 73 September 08, 2009
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teaspooner

Also called a vurp. A burp that is accompanied by vomit, about a teaspoon.
*belch* Eww, that was a teaspooner. I could taste my Lucky Charms from breakfast
by anonymous April 03, 2004
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Teaspoon leg

Running away, preferably accompanied with the sound of bongos.

Originates from when the British people heard of the Boston tea party and went to fight the American people; upon noticing the Brits, the Americans fled.
British people: "Oi, what are you doing with our tea there, love?"
American people: "Quick, we gotta teaspoon leg it outta here!"
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