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Telesexual 

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When someone is addicted to using their telephone. It could also be used as a word to describe what someone is doing.
Joe is such a telesexual. All he ever does is talk on his phone.

Guy 1: Where is Joe?

Guy 2: Oh, Joe? He's off being telesexual.
Telesexual by Fraknor April 12, 2008
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telesexual 

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One who is able to have sexual intercourse without physical contact or from a distance
Brandon is having intercourse with my anus right now from the other room, he is a telesexual
telesexual by the g man1234567 October 23, 2008

Telesexual 

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Someone who has sex primarily by FaceTime, Skype or by similar communication.
My wife has me so desperate for sex, she turned me out. I've gone telesexual because I have no time to meet up with women in person.
Telesexual by Sal Ami February 8, 2017

Tempusexual

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That dude fucked up the timeline goood. Such a tempusexual.
Tempusexual by Tempusthefirst June 3, 2018

Triplesexual 

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Sexual orientation. People that like human with no gender distinction, animals and plants.
Max: Hey, what sexual orientation you have?

Ben: Im triplesexual
Triplesexual by Welmix May 16, 2021

Telesexual 

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A person who has an obscene sexual attraction towards an electronic item.
Dude shes using her vibrator again!!

Yea shes such a telesexual
Telesexual by HiJinX nL December 18, 2010
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