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Tablespoon Titties 

Titties that are too small for a cup size.
She's cute, but she's got those tablespoon titties.

tablespoon 

Being the 'big spoon' (on the outside) while spooning.
Would you like to be the tablespoon or the teaspoon?
tablespoon by itsjoshhh July 24, 2011

Tablespoon Coon 

An honorific bestowed by an African-American upon a non African-American in recognition of said persons above-average level of blackness. Quite a bit of black in you.
White person says "What up Crabman?!" The Crabman gives dap and replies "Tablespoon Coon!"
Tablespoon Coon by mattsmyhero September 26, 2012

telespooning 

Like cuddling up with someone, but over a phone. Which makes it even more worthless. Activity performed by people trying to validate a long-distance relationship, usually one that began online. Telespooning involves constantly calling or texting the other person in lieu of actual psysical contact. By constantly pestering the other person with communication, it is supposed to show that you care. Often a major sign of insecurity.
Guy #1: All he does on his lunch break is go out to his car and make a half-hour phone call. Who's he talking to every day?

Guy #2: He met this girl from Nevada online last month. He's telespooning with her. He is so whipped.
telespooning by Bructus December 20, 2010

Teablespoon

A corrective unit of measurement that is used when a recipe contains too little of a certain ingredient.
"This marinade only contains 1 teaspoon of garlic powder."
"That can't be right. Let's add a teablespoon instead."
Teablespoon by 10 wheel Moped March 15, 2023

teablespoon

a measure of four teaspoons: one tablespoon and one teaspoon
The recipe called for two teablespoons of sugar.
teablespoon by metr0_0 August 1, 2018