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Tablespoon 

Using table utensils for spooning on top of a table.
It is hard work cleaning the table and dishes after me and my girlfriend tablespoon.
Tablespoon by Zoetrain August 11, 2006

Tablespoon Titties 

Titties that are too small for a cup size.
She's cute, but she's got those tablespoon titties.

Tablespoon Coon 

An honorific bestowed by an African-American upon a non African-American in recognition of said persons above-average level of blackness. Quite a bit of black in you.
White person says "What up Crabman?!" The Crabman gives dap and replies "Tablespoon Coon!"
Tablespoon Coon by mattsmyhero September 26, 2012

tablespook 

Someone who has the vibe of the horrific ghost of a tablespoon. Usually seen wearing red hoodies and making bad drawings.
Man, that guys a total tablespook, his OCs are the most badly designed things I’ve ever seen
tablespook by tablespook November 23, 2021

Teaplespoon 

Between a teaspoon and a tablespoon is a teaplespoon
Add a teaplespoon of flavor for taste
Teaplespoon by London lemongrass October 11, 2020

telespooning 

Like cuddling up with someone, but over a phone. Which makes it even more worthless. Activity performed by people trying to validate a long-distance relationship, usually one that began online. Telespooning involves constantly calling or texting the other person in lieu of actual psysical contact. By constantly pestering the other person with communication, it is supposed to show that you care. Often a major sign of insecurity.
Guy #1: All he does on his lunch break is go out to his car and make a half-hour phone call. Who's he talking to every day?

Guy #2: He met this girl from Nevada online last month. He's telespooning with her. He is so whipped.
telespooning by Bructus December 20, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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