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Teeples
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A rare penile
infection
in which the penis becomes lopsided, shrinks and develops sores and warts. This is typically caused by an extreme case of
excessive
masturbation
.
I heard
tom caught Teeples, damn now
no bitch
is going to
fuck him
Teeples
by
Lickumup
December 15, 2017
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