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Teavage
1. Testicular cleavage
2. When a gentleman wears extremely short shorts revealing the bottom of his testicles.
3. A popular fashion accessory to pro tennis players of the early 80's.
2. When a gentleman wears extremely short shorts revealing the bottom of his testicles.
3. A popular fashion accessory to pro tennis players of the early 80's.
"Bjorn Borg has taken quite a tumble....... and I think...... yes. That's certainly some Swedish teavage we have a shot of."
Teavage by Terrence of LeBonia March 28, 2009
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Travalisationalism
The meaning of sleeping with the association with time travel. If you sleep, it only feels like a second. Therefore, you are travalizing (x) amount of hours to the time when you wake up next. People who are awake during that time is feeling the time when you are not so you are basically time travelling but a different version.
“Bro did you hear Jessica was in the middle of her travalisationalism during the party last night”
“Yeah I heard but it’s late imma go travalize”
“Yeah I heard but it’s late imma go travalize”
Travalisationalism by Travalisationalism March 17, 2022
Teapalm
Teapalm by EndoDoubleG August 1, 2011
Teavana
A new teahouse chain in the United States. Basically the Starbuck's of the tea world, but focused more on selling tea in bulk rather than in individual cups. They do give you cups of the stuff if you ask, though and its much cheaper than a cup of coffee would be at Starbuck's. They have tons and tons of the weirdest most obscure teas imaginable, ranging from fruity to sweet and caramely. They also sell all sorts of teapots.
A: Wanna go get a cup of MateVana Rooibos Caramel Creme?
B: Sure! That stuff is the shit!
A: I know, man, Teavana rocks my socks.
B: Sure! That stuff is the shit!
A: I know, man, Teavana rocks my socks.
Teavana by interruptive_cow February 2, 2006
Teavagging
Teavagging is similar to a teabag. Teavagging is when a woman repeatedly hits her vagina against someone, their face particularity. Similar word with this one is also "Vbag" and "teabagging"
I was playing a First Person Shooter with Taylor last night and she kept killing me. After each kill she would start Teavagging me.
Teavagging by Playdohmasta1 June 26, 2012
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.