Teavana 

A new teahouse chain in the United States. Basically the Starbuck's of the tea world, but focused more on selling tea in bulk rather than in individual cups. They do give you cups of the stuff if you ask, though and its much cheaper than a cup of coffee would be at Starbuck's. They have tons and tons of the weirdest most obscure teas imaginable, ranging from fruity to sweet and caramely. They also sell all sorts of teapots.

A: Wanna go get a cup of MateVana Rooibos Caramel Creme?
B: Sure! That stuff is the shit!
A: I know, man, Teavana rocks my socks.

Teavana by interruptive_cow February 2, 2006

Teavangelical 

A Tea Party member, specifically those who campaign or claim to be for economic reforms and then push conservative, evangelical social issues.

Michele Bachmann is a Teavangelical.

Teavangelical by SaltcityboyFromTheSaltCity July 16, 2011

tavana

tavana is a trustworthy person, she is pretty and can win any guy over. She always looks happy and annoying,but she really is crying for help on the inside, she likes to be by herself and loves to do art, she is a fast learner and she is very good at sports.

she has a short temper and doesnt get along with many people, intsed of running away if she yells at you, try to become her friend, you will like her if you know her well enough, she is funny and smart.

if you come across a tavana in your life, best to not run away, she is funny, trustworthy, smart, pretty, and popular for her own reason.

tavana is smart, pretty and trustworthy

tavana by bhad bb May 26, 2019

Teavangelical 

A bacteria that grows in the rectum which turns all the farts that come out into super-smelly farts. This revolting bacteria is really fucking obnoxious, and is definitely NOT a legit political ideology.

Jim: I think there's something in my ass.
Jane: Is it a turd?
Jim: No, it's definitely dumber than a turd.
Jane: Well your farts have been pretty nasty. Maybe you got some Michele Bachmann up in that ass?
Jim: I don't know if it's MB herself, but for sure some kind of Teavangelical.

Teavangelical by HNDA September 24, 2011

Teavantesticles 

Tea Party Evangelicals that are nuts.

Teavantesticles don't believe in science but will pray for rain, how nutty is that?

Teavantesticles by studiolib September 4, 2011

Travanazzo 

It can be both a very stunning person or a very ugly one.

Ew did u see Connor? Such a travanazzo!

Travanazzo by gerryscotti June 25, 2020

teavan

Teavan is the smallest and youngest sounding one of the bois

-"Yo Teavan you playing ark"
-(in a squeaky voice) "yes

teavan by Small nigga October 23, 2020