teaball

A variation on the teabag. A teaball involves 3 people, at least 2 males. Male #1 lowers their balls onto the mouth of Male/Female #2 (who is lying down). Male #3 then tries to hit the balls off using their penis. The activity is similar to that of childhood sport tee-ball, where the balls are the softball, and the penis is the bat.

First used in Toronto, Canada in late March, 2010.

"Vince and Jon were feeling adventurous, so instead of giving Keith a plain old teabag, they decided to sport it up and give him a teaball instead."

by miellen April 6, 2010

Teaball Speedball

Taking adderall and then taking Xanax to counteract the its effects.

Dude I was on a teaball speedball last night, it wall like a baby version of coke and heroin. I’ll probably move on to actual coke and heroin soon because it was dope.

by Alt_f420 December 10, 2018

teeball

Def. 1: Used to describe something particularly easy, generally a task.
Def.2: Used to describe someone of the opposite sex, particularly in how easy it will be to pick that person up. A sure thing.

origin: beginner's little league game of the same name, where the degree of difficulty in hitting a baseball is reduced by placing it on a tee for the child to hit.

"I know the guy who runs that place, so getting our friends in should be teeball tonight."

"See that drunk chick over there? Total teeball."

by Mr. Dyche August 16, 2006

teabilly

A member or follower of the Tea Party movement who displays a lack of sophistication.

If that teabilly posts one more thing about Nazis or birth certificates, I'm going to unfriend him!

by Chief Esteben December 3, 2010

teabilly

A member of the tea party who is also a hillbilly. Teabillies are often angry, ignorant, god-fearin', bible thumpin', science-denyin', gun-totin', GOP-talkin'-point-parrotin' racist homophobic misogynists. Highly susceptible to Obama derangement syndrome.

Obama: "Let me be clear..."
Skeeter: "BENGHAZI!!! BENGHAZI!!! BENGHAZI!!!"
Me: "Wow, Skeeter sure is a bona fide teabilly!"

by Dylan Bleier March 19, 2014

teamball

www.teamball.us
teamball is a mega sweet game involving two pool balls and a pool table.

Let's go play teamball probably a little drunk and have a shitload of fun.

by Z Z March 26, 2007

tearballs

noun- Tear drops

Kim and Maura made me so sad I cried tearballs.

by Lillian Carmichael December 14, 2009