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The most amazing man to exist.

He's a total nerd, but he knows how to treat people he cares about.

Faithful, kind, caring, sweet and hilarious.

Joseph is the best friend anyone could ever have. He's always looking out for everyone else.

He can beat any dungeon on any video game, read any comic and tell you who would win a versus, can get into very long discussions on LOTR, anime & manga and even the Bible. Has a very unique sense of humor.

Joseph is definitely a guy you want to get to know, whether you be a guy or a lady.

But ladies, you can give up if he is taken. He is extremely faithful to the girl he loves, and usually doesn't indulge in relationships that don't have potential.
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I wish i could get tavalia for this weekend
Tavalia by Tentaxiob November 24, 2021
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Taalia. She is definitely smart and talented. She has a curvey body and she plays hard to get. Even though she's fun to be around she can be a witch at times. Her looks will make a man melt down and she's also a player
Get yourself a Taalia
taalia by Utubjsbissskks January 20, 2018
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Taalia is a name given to a unique, talented, athletic, beautiful, smart and intelligent girl. The name is mainly from a very old movie, which was the name of an curel and violent assassin. Try your best not to upset a Taalia to the max as you will not like the results, try not to get her mad at all, as she will try everything out on you once it reaches the max. If she loves you accept that love because it's a love that will be very hard to find, as she loves no one. If you meet a Taalia hold on to her because even though she's a bitch, once you get to know her you will be soon to find out that she is really a crazy, funny, freaky and fun ass person to have in your life, which will do anything in her will to protect and make her friends and loved ones happy. She is a great lover as she loves to experience new things and if you likes you in a relationship form, accept that because I guarantee you will not regret your desision. Buh if you realize that she is drifting please note that your relationship is about to go down.
Guy: How is your relationship going
Me: Dude it's Taalia. Everything is great especially the sex but boy I really need to stop getter her upset
Guy: And how that working cauz she is pretty easy to get upset even she hides for her friends sake.
Taalia by Maxiclou January 20, 2018
The best girl you would ever meet. Beautiful, Talented, Loayl, Funny and Smart. Has a fun personality. Knows what she wants and how to accomplish it. Get you a Tahalia!
Tahalia is a good friend.
Tahalia by Tayee1 April 10, 2017
A beautiful, smart, and funny female. Makes everyone laugh when they need one. Can help freinds out and will do anything for them. Caring about her family and friends. She is a loyal.
Taaliah you always make me laugh.
taaliah by Fytb May 20, 2017
Tamalia is a kind sweet girl. She is so sweet and will be one of your best friends. She is always kind, smart, and amazing!! Even though she is sarcastic in every. single. way., she is BEUTIFUL!!! She never wants anyone to be left out.
Tamalia is SO COOL and PRETTY. She means the world to me.
Only the baddest bitch around. Often seen toting a gun and ready for some fun.
Tanalias are well known for taking shit and returning it ten fold.
Tanalias are the best judges for pleasure seekers, and can often be found weighing their options instead of working.
Tanalias usually come with a bestie who together will simultaneously talk shit about you behind your back.

If you ever need someone to spoil your day in good tea and the best drama go to a Tanalia and your own imperfections will be made apparent.
You're the spiciest person i know you must be a Tanalia
Tanalia by Waaaalugi February 19, 2021
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