Teason 

1)A reason that teases you. (NOUN - Categorical)

2)The season for tea. (NOUN)
Typically used when a BBC fan is feeling sad due to a sudden character death in a serial.

Also used when feeling incomprehensible sadness
(Explanation: Tea is said to be a 'hug in a cup' Therefore the teason is the season for hugs in cups. )

1) That teason is so ridiculous, I don't even know why I am annoyed by it.

- "simply because"

- "because I said so"

- "because he likes you"

2) It's that teason again, make me a cup of tea will ya?

Teason by Brazenwriter January 18, 2013

teason 

The time between the fall and winter when the snow falls and melts repeatedly teasing winter sports enthusiasts.

Hayes was tired of waiting out the teason to get the snewest.

teason by Bennifer Angipitt October 29, 2009

Teason 

To get the reason and the tea behind a situation — when you’re investigating drama and gathering all the details.

Coworkers were acting weird all morning, so I had to teason what really went down at the team dinner

Teason by Bikerlegan August 2, 2025

trump treason season 

"trump treason season" officially began June 1st, 2017. As summer warms up, so does the Donald's temper as he finally starts to realizes what a disaster he has created in the world, but much more importantly for himself. Patriot and fired former FBI Director James Comey kicks off the real festivities on June 8th with actual truth of his presidential interactions. The season continues to get much hotter, but then it's Mueller Time with cooling facts discovered that reveal a long history of trump family dirty Russian money laundering and Vlad's kompromat.

(Spoiler alert!) As the season winds down, trump finally lets his hair go, fires himself and resignes in disgrace. Veep creep Pence, Ryan, Flynn and (Elmer Fudd) Sessions all go to golf jail for collusion and lying to federal investigators. Bannon hastens his lifetime bender to death.
President Hatch is sworn in. New season to be announced in 2020.

"Phew! I'm SO glad that trump treason season is here. I couldn't take another 6 months of this national nightmare and embarrassment. The truth is finally coming out"

trump treason season by Chief Reefster June 6, 2017

Treason May

Nickname for British Prime minister, Theresa May. The name came about after her constant bad Brexit policies and her previous lax policies on immigration as home secretary.

Treason May is a fuckin' joke. She couldn't even negotiate a fuck in a brothel.

Treason May by Alexmate November 14, 2018

Treason Weasel 

A large, slug-like mammal known for its fluffy yellow hair, dusty orange skin, and propensity for crass displays of public preening. Thought to have originally congealed from the floors of a forgotten bathroom in the Kremlin, the Treason Weasel is an invasive species, known for its ability to destabilize nations and threaten thermonuclear war. If you think your government has a Treason Weasel infestation, immediately contact Bob Mueller and arrange for an extremination.

"Dude have you seen the stories coming out of Washington? The place has a serious Treason Weasel problem."

Treason Weasel by jh11235 October 31, 2017

treason tuesday 

When respectable investigative news outlets drop their heaviest Trump-Russia collusion stories (typically between 5 and 7p.)

Can't wait for the Treason Tuesday 5p bombshell from WaPo or NY Times! *eats popcorn*

treason tuesday by BartholomewJesus May 30, 2017