teabonics

The creative spelling or grammar featured on the various signs used by protesters in the Tea Party movement.

"What does that sign say?"
"Say no to socilism."
"That protester is well-versed in teabonics."

by thisischris March 30, 2010

teabonics

using words and hand painted signs to SAY one thing and meaning something tatally different.

go to any tea party demonstration and read the signs that they carry--- you will see teabonics at work

by jbbruce001 October 13, 2011

teabonics

Coded phrases of the Tea Party movement, used to indicate which un-American, un-Republican, un-Christian plot to:

- redistribute wealth
- destroy liberties
- take away guns
- destroy marriages via homosexual peer-pressure
- imprison GOP-voting patriots
- implement anarcho-Marxist-fascist-socialist-Communism
- create a one-world government where black people rule
- create FEMA camps that execute dear old grandmas
- install bureaucrats who decide who lives or dies
- make the rich pay for the lazy, dirty poor people

Examples of teabonics:

"Take our country back!" (save us from a black man and changing demographics)

"We believe in states' rights!" (we'd still have slaves if it weren't for Lincoln)

"Say NO to socialism!" (we don't want government to function for the benefit of average people, only corporations and the very rich)

"blah blah blah...Barack HUSSEIN Obama" (see? look! His middle name sounds Middle Eastern...so he's a terrorist!")

"We are a grass-roots movement" (FreedomWorks, Fox News)

by el_che April 7, 2010

Teaphonics

Messaging directed to Tea Party members by the Right Wing political Machine. Often these messages are misspelled, racist, ignorant, homophobic, and religious. They are targeted at white middle class people and tend to disguise their xenophobia by declaring war on the poor. Often times these slogans will cause people to vote against their own interests

here are some examples of Teaphonics:

"Save Grandma: End social security and pull the plug on that Kenyan Obama"

"We don't need affordable healthcare, that's socialism!"

"Students should only get all the education they can afford"

by elpachucomiguel July 8, 2012

turbonics

The language comprised of a combination of ebonics, white speak, and other made up words. Usually doesn't make much sense. Commonly spoken by Turbo Tony.

Examples of words:

word is "werd"
work is "werk"

"Yo, that was a fantastical concert, but man the lead singer was acting so doi doi!"

"What the heck are you saying?"
"It's turbonics man, act like you know!"

by Turbo Tony September 4, 2008

twebonics

The comical use of ebonics on twittter.

#Unacceptable 4 U WHORES 2 b poppin off 2nite then carryin ur hot, damp asses into church 2moro disrespectin the church benches...

Now that's twebonics.

by 1oro July 13, 2009

textbonics

The jibberish that some people use in emails, while texting, everyday communication, and occasionally resumes. Typically, created by using phoenics and street-speak. Mostly it is a recrimination and reflection of one's K-12 experience.

u=you, ur=your/you are, b4=before, textbonics, etc.

by Astonished by the ignorant March 6, 2010