Definitions by Alexmate

WhatsApp Roulette 

The adults only game were you film homemade porn with your partner. You quickly flick through your contacts on Whatsapp until someone say stop. Where it lands determines which lucky recipient gets sent the video and pics.

Kym: "Fancy playing Whatsapp roulette with this facial video?"
Ali: "Just make sure it doesn't get sent to my grandmother this time"
Kym: "Spin those wheels, Daddy"

WhatsApp Roulette by Alexmate October 17, 2022

Fleetwood Mac 

Mockney rhyming slang for smack (heroin).

"Fuck off you Paraffin. I'm not going to give you give you 50 pence so you can spend it on Fleetwood Mac"

Fleetwood Mac by Alexmate June 11, 2019

Treason May

Nickname for British Prime minister, Theresa May. The name came about after her constant bad Brexit policies and her previous lax policies on immigration as home secretary.

Treason May is a fuckin' joke. She couldn't even negotiate a fuck in a brothel.

Treason May by Alexmate November 14, 2018

Donald Duck 

Donald Duck is Cockney Rhyming slang for fuck.

"I couldn't give a Donald Duck if you went out with him"

"Fancy a Donald before work, love?"

Donald Duck by Alexmate November 12, 2018

Bruce Lees 

Erect Nipples. A play on Bruce Lee being a "hard Nip". Probably first used in the Viz magazine's Roger's Profanisaurus.

It was such a cold day I could see Carla's Bruce Lees through her blouse.

Bruce Lees by Alexmate November 9, 2018