Tagsturbating

When someone tags themselves in lots of facebook pictures.

Sarah: I caught Alex tagsturbating last night, it was so embarrassing!

Beth: I know! Alex is such a chronic tagsturbator, I heard her parents walked in on her once.

Sarah: She's such a slut!

Tagsturbating by Ziggysmallz October 25, 2011

Tearsturbating

To masturbate using your own tears as lubricant

Greg has been sitting at his house tearsturbating all week ever since his girlfriend broke up with him.

Tearsturbating by curt84 August 15, 2011

tradsturbating 

The act of masturbating to more traditional stimuli instead of whatever is supposed to be technologically current.

Dino: Hey, where's Stan?
Karl: We won't see him for days. He got his vintage porn stills in the mail yesterday. He'll be tradsturbating to the point of dehydration.
Dino: I wish he'd just do internet image searches daily instead of these binges.
Karl: He's a traditionalist, Dino! A real class act!!

tradsturbating by von groovy May 20, 2017

Toesturbating 

When you masturbate with your feet

Caleb gave Collin a magical toesturbating experience all night.

Toesturbating by Yeah that's what it says January 7, 2017

Taskurbating 

When an executive who does nothing brags about how much they do, usually as a way to justify exploitative capitalism.

Joe is busy taskurbating again about his "70-hour" workweeks.

Taskurbating by Lumbering Peasant February 25, 2021