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Microsoft Teams 

The most glitchy app used for distance learning for the COVID-19 Pandemic. Has broken an uncountable amount of students hearts and is guaranteed to not let at least one person in a meeting for every class meeting that exists.
Student- WTF?! I turned in my final but it doesn't show up on Microsoft Teams?!

Teacher- Well I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do about that, I guess it just happens...

Student- Am I going to be able to make this up?

Teacher- Um, no, of course not
Microsoft Teams by MansoM November 5, 2020
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teamsesh 

A music collective, group that paved the way for a lot of artists now. The BoneThugs/ MobbDeep of our generation. And they do it all with bliss.
Oh you listen to TeamSesh?”
“No who is that?”
“..... fuck you poser”
teamsesh by TSJOHN October 18, 2020

Smuck Teams 

An uneven distribution of talent in a sporting contest, usually the result of a gym teacher dividing up a class of students, rather than letting two kids pick. Originates in New England.
"C'mon, Mr. Davis, you can't let Glenn, Charlie and David all be together for kickball. It'll be smuck teams."
Smuck Teams by Tom May 15, 2004

Microsoft Teams 

A synonym for pure pain of the soul. It is the impending suffering of all high school students across the planet. Everyone exposed to this horrific melancholic diabolical beast of an application will not escape without scars.
I am feeling a bit Microsoft Teams today.
Microsoft Teams by KELR04 February 9, 2021

playing for both teams 

She claims she's 100% straight, but after last night with that sorority chick we all know she's really playing for both teams.

teamstacker

In FPS, but usually RTS:
Someone who puts all of the better players on his team, instead of distrubuiting them around evenly. This causes the entire game to be one sided, and generally unfun, even for the winning team, because there's really no challenge. Usually seen on Starcraft from total idiot n00bs who get the better players to defend them while they mass carriers. Because we all know, carriers = instant win (not)
Fucking teamstacker, let's all go for him....
teamstacker by PzkfWIIIII February 10, 2008