Team8s
“We’re Team8s!!!!!!”
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Microsoft Teams
The most glitchy app used for distance learning for the COVID-19 Pandemic. Has broken an uncountable amount of students hearts and is guaranteed to not let at least one person in a meeting for every class meeting that exists.
Student- WTF?! I turned in my final but it doesn't show up on Microsoft Teams?!
Teacher- Well I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do about that, I guess it just happens...
Student- Am I going to be able to make this up?
Teacher- Um, no, of course not
Teacher- Well I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do about that, I guess it just happens...
Student- Am I going to be able to make this up?
Teacher- Um, no, of course not
Microsoft Teams by MansoM November 5, 2020
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Team8s • teamster • teamsaath • Teamship • teamspeak • Teamaster • Teamiseration • TeamSeas • #team83 • #teamschmitti
Smuck Teams
An uneven distribution of talent in a sporting contest, usually the result of a gym teacher dividing up a class of students, rather than letting two kids pick. Originates in New England.
"C'mon, Mr. Davis, you can't let Glenn, Charlie and David all be together for kickball. It'll be smuck teams."
Smuck Teams by Tom May 15, 2004
Microsoft Teams
A synonym for pure pain of the soul. It is the impending suffering of all high school students across the planet. Everyone exposed to this horrific melancholic diabolical beast of an application will not escape without scars.
Microsoft Teams by KELR04 February 9, 2021
playing for both teams
She claims she's 100% straight, but after last night with that sorority chick we all know she's really playing for both teams.
playing for both teams by LDizzle July 6, 2008
teamstacker
In FPS, but usually RTS:
Someone who puts all of the better players on his team, instead of distrubuiting them around evenly. This causes the entire game to be one sided, and generally unfun, even for the winning team, because there's really no challenge. Usually seen on Starcraft from total idiot n00bs who get the better players to defend them while they mass carriers. Because we all know, carriers = instant win (not)
Someone who puts all of the better players on his team, instead of distrubuiting them around evenly. This causes the entire game to be one sided, and generally unfun, even for the winning team, because there's really no challenge. Usually seen on Starcraft from total idiot n00bs who get the better players to defend them while they mass carriers. Because we all know, carriers = instant win (not)
teamstacker by PzkfWIIIII February 10, 2008
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