Originating at the RC(Air)C summer course Survival Instructor Course, (6 week course) a Teamsmash is when a large group of Survival Instructors shit in one blue rocket (portapotty) on the day they are leaving on the bus after graduation day
F Sgt: Sgt you gotta totally teamsmash on your last day of SI this summer, carry on the tradition for me.
Sgt: that's disgusting but alright
Army Course cadet enters a teamsmashed portapotty
army course cadet: you guys are fuckin nasty man!
SI's laugh their asses off
A beginner triathlete enjoys joining triathlon groups but he/she doesn't understand that the sport is an individual sport unless done in a relay. Triathlon groups are meant for training guidance and are rich in informational sessions and provide value but by no means are they to swim in pairs, bike in pairs or groups or run as a group during a triathlon. When done in pairs or groups they no longer are triathletes and are teamathletes participating in triathlons. Unfortunately they get the same medal.
Check out that teamathlete, he just asked his friend to swim next to her the entire time and wait for her to get on the bike.
Wanna join my tri group ? I already have one ? How many people in your group ? Just me, I am a triathlete not a teamathlete
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.