teamspeak

or TS, a VoIP program primarily used by online pc gamers to communicate. similar to Ventrilo (vent) which is also uses by gamers for the same purpose

"typing in-game sucks, get your ass on teamspeak"

by Stangy June 11, 2006

teamspeak

dead software

man 1: hey dude wanna teamspeak?
man 2: TF is teamspeak lol, be at disocrd
man 1: (cries)

by TheOWOman November 15, 2019

twatspeak

Meaningless drivel routinely churned out by politicians, people in marketing, management etc. Mainly the product of laziness, as it is easier to repeat impressive sounding words they have heard others use rather than think of something original to say.

The politician spoke of the need to roll out plans to proactively upskill stakeholders, thus empowering them and incentivizing them to meet the challenges of the 21st century global workplace. Everyone knew he was talking in twatspeak, and ignored him.

by Llama Man March 12, 2008

Textspeak

The process of shortening words and adding numbers to a text message, to make it "cooler". This form of text messaging is highly annoying and can also be used to sell "trendy" products like 50cc scooters and mobile phones. Often involves leaving out all vowels.

1) Txtspk is sooooo cool
2) -RU cmin out 2nite?
-Yeah luv 2 m8, wot time?
-bout 8ish. mt u in twn
-gr8. cu then
3) Only 13 year olds use textspeak

by Hey Steve June 2, 2003

teenspeak

A dialect of the English language used by teenagers (normally between the ages of 13 and 18, though there has recently been a leap in speakers).
This form of speech includes an overuse of words such as "like" and "umm". There is debate over whether small words such as "what" and "so" should be added, but as for now it is only the two previous words that can be easily linked to this dialect.

God, that kid needs to learn that teenspeak and English are NOT the same language. I mean, he's always going, "Like, I heard that, like, there's gonna be a party on, like, the umm... the 24th."

by Voices-In-My-Head November 15, 2007

textspeak

acronyms commonly used during informal conversation happening via an instant messenger

grandma: I cant understand these whippersnappers and their textspeak!

grandpa: yea! whats with all these LOLs and IRLs!?

by SAM-SEI July 14, 2019

teenspeak

Internet slang mainly used by fat, lazy, and/or stupid teens who's iq is 100x their weight. Catagorized by stupidly acronymizing three letter words that only take about a quarter second of typing. (people who spell you wrong, i'm especially talking to you!)

whitgrl24:omg y u bi disin n mi?
Me: because you're an idiot, now stop using teenspeak or i'll use this rake to cut your heart out, then pee on it

by Theamazingbender October 19, 2006