tea leaves
tea leaves by flippersideways November 22, 2013
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Tea Leaves
Created from the horror story 'Black Coffee', you say tea leaves before anything that is sexual or could be an innuendo.
Tea leaves - I'm on top of you.
Tea leaves - ow.
Tea leaves - mmm.. that tastes good......
Tea leaves - I've just realised you're a man. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Tea leaves - ow.
Tea leaves - mmm.. that tastes good......
Tea leaves - I've just realised you're a man. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Tea Leaves by iAteUrSandwich November 14, 2011
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Tea leaves
Stoner: do you have 25cents
Bystander: no why?
Stoner: I need some tea leaves
Bystander: that's screwed up man
Bystander: no why?
Stoner: I need some tea leaves
Bystander: that's screwed up man
Tea leaves by Joseph bombardier July 9, 2015
Tijuana Tea Leaves
A nickname for marijuana based on the fact that a lot of marijuana is smuggled in from Mexico, often around Tijuana.
Tijuana Tea Leaves by weeeeeeeeeddssssss September 1, 2009
want me to read your tea leaves?
want me to read your tea leaves? by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003
reading the tea leaves
The ability to tell the future from the examination of pubic hair deposited while " stirring the teabag"
"Mate! I've been reading the tea leaves after you were stirring the teabag. The outlook is dire!"
Or
After Dave was found stirring the teabag, his friends chose to do a reading of the tea leaves. Apparently a tall dark stranger was in his future.
Or
After Dave was found stirring the teabag, his friends chose to do a reading of the tea leaves. Apparently a tall dark stranger was in his future.
reading the tea leaves by Ardet Malious November 6, 2017
chew on tea leaves
when you try to do something but you miss the whole point.
derivation: When you brew tea but forget the hot water. (an exaggeration but thats the point i guess)
derivation: When you brew tea but forget the hot water. (an exaggeration but thats the point i guess)
me: *editing someone's analytical essay*
Someone: What do you think?
me: Bruh you make a huge claim by saying that Fitzgerald's detail about the green light signifies innocence but you didn't explain any of it. You just sort of dropped the claim in the paragraph. Ur making me chew on tea leaves here buddy.
Someone: What do you think?
me: Bruh you make a huge claim by saying that Fitzgerald's detail about the green light signifies innocence but you didn't explain any of it. You just sort of dropped the claim in the paragraph. Ur making me chew on tea leaves here buddy.
chew on tea leaves by ahlaaron April 14, 2019
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