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Aka meat curtains, labia hanging/stretched downwards/ honed.
Leena was intoxicated yanking on her tea leaves for Johnny numbing it up.
by flippersideways November 22, 2013
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Created from the horror story 'Black Coffee', you say tea leaves before anything that is sexual or could be an innuendo.
Tea leaves - I'm on top of you.

Tea leaves - ow.

Tea leaves - mmm.. that tastes good......

Tea leaves - I've just realised you're a man. Sorry for the inconvenience.
by iAteUrSandwich June 02, 2011
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What poor people smoke instead of weed
Stoner: do you have 25cents
Bystander: no why?

Stoner: I need some tea leaves

Bystander: that's screwed up man
by Joseph bombardier July 09, 2015
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Near the end of a tobacco pouch, if one has had it a while, the tobacco looks like the leaves inside of teabags. It is powdery, generally has to be scraped from the pouch. It's hard to roll with, especially when windy, and tastes like crap.
"Oh bugger, i've only got tealeaves left"
"Margery, could i have a cigarrete, I have tobacco, but its hard to roll with tealeaves.
by corned_beef January 29, 2005
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