A uneducated,poorly dressed sad excuse of a human from TaylorMI. Usually found on a stolen bicycle high on pain killers they stole from a elderly relative.These creatures generally live in trailer parks and crappy apartments and tend to be the most active while normal people are at work or on the first of the month when "they get they checks."If you happen to encounter one steer clear,as they have been known to carry many STD'S due to lack of protection during frequent inbreeding sessions.
The worship of Wyatt’s Sister. It is customary for all male distance runners to know the extraordinary divinity and taste of our savior. Rituals include: mentioning her in all conversation adding a sexual context and visiting the Holy Church of Wyatt’s house. Disciples of her mediate on her beauty during many hours of the night.
Distance Runner: I added Taylorism to Urban Dictionary to spread the good word of or savior
Wyatt: I am being relentlessly bullied
"dude why are you lazy all the time? you never do anything!"
untaylored answer- "im not hecka lazy!!!!!"
taylored answer- "its cool if you think that cause im taylored"
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.