5 definitions by TayloristMissionary
The sexiest woman to ever exist on earth worshiped by all long distance runners. Her disciples know 3 things about her:
1. She is blond
2. She shares Wyatt’s parents
3. She is delicious
1. She is blond
2. She shares Wyatt’s parents
3. She is delicious
Wyatt: I had a big test today.
Distance Runner: do you know what else is big?
Wyatt: What
Distance Runner: what I put into Wyatt’s Sister
Wyatt: i hate you
Distance Runner: do you know what else is big?
Wyatt: What
Distance Runner: what I put into Wyatt’s Sister
Wyatt: i hate you
by TayloristMissionary March 16, 2022
A male junior in high school who simps for under class men. Also used to describe the anti-Christ of Taylorism and the enemy of Wyatt’s Sister.
by TayloristMissionary March 23, 2022
The worship of Wyatt’s Sister. It is customary for all male distance runners to know the extraordinary divinity and taste of our savior. Rituals include: mentioning her in all conversation adding a sexual context and visiting the Holy Church of Wyatt’s house. Disciples of her mediate on her beauty during many hours of the night.
Distance Runner: I added Taylorism to Urban Dictionary to spread the good word of or savior
Wyatt: I am being relentlessly bullied
Wyatt: I am being relentlessly bullied
by TayloristMissionary March 18, 2022
A phrase commonly used by distance runners when there is a break in any conversation. On Fridays he likes men though. If Jakob is dating a woman then a distance runner must quietly say “and women” after the phrase is uttered. This phrase is also commonly said in Taylorism as a prayer.
A Group of Distance Runners: *silence
Unknown Distance Runner #1: Jakob likes dudes
Jakob: NO I DON’T. I AM LITERALLY DATING A GIRL
Unknown Distance Runner #2: What about last night?
Jakob: …
Unknown Distance Runner #3: Jakob likes dudes
Unknown Distance Runner #1: Jakob likes dudes
Jakob: NO I DON’T. I AM LITERALLY DATING A GIRL
Unknown Distance Runner #2: What about last night?
Jakob: …
Unknown Distance Runner #3: Jakob likes dudes
by TayloristMissionary March 23, 2022
The messiah RATPAT was born when the great spirit of Latin Coffee Inserted the Holy seed into Wyatt’s Sister. His great ministry began in the year of his sophomore cross country season, when he learned the true name of Wyatt’s Sister, his Holy virgin Mother. Since he has preached the great word of Taylorism.
XC Runner: my Messiah, RATPAT, I have seen our lord Wyatt’s Sister
RATPAT: My child, but how much of her have you seen?
XC Runner: Just her insatiable body my lord
RATPAT: You have much to see my child, you have yet to see the true form and inside of our savior as I, or my prophet Latin Coffee
Wyatt: AMOGUS, WAIT WHAT!?
RATPAT: My child, but how much of her have you seen?
XC Runner: Just her insatiable body my lord
RATPAT: You have much to see my child, you have yet to see the true form and inside of our savior as I, or my prophet Latin Coffee
Wyatt: AMOGUS, WAIT WHAT!?
by TayloristMissionary April 29, 2022