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Taylored 

(adj) - wearing Converse Chuck Taylor All-Star shoes. Popularized by Wiz Khalifa as a pun on "tailored."
Throw it up 'cause every nigga that I'm with Taylored
Taylored by Lennalf September 13, 2012

Taylored 

To be given a blowjob by a fat slut in school and then get expelled
Taylored by ergioufiojeg June 11, 2010

Taylored 

Being dumped by Taylor Swift and having a song written about you.
John Mayer was taylored so hard.
Taylored by I<3Taylor August 19, 2013

Taylored 

When a female work colleague takes a bit of flirting too far at an office get together and ends up doing the entire male workforce. The grainy pictures taken by your female work colleagues will invariably end up on Facebook.
"Man, i hope your wife doesn't find out you got Taylored tonight or she'll cut your balls off"

"Dave, there's a free bar at the Christmas party tonight with any luck we'll get Taylored"
Taylored by Bob Foster April 21, 2008

Taylored 

When a kid name Taylor brother hits ice and messes up his hole car!
Taylor taylored him self
Taylored by Taylored April 23, 2017

Taylored 

To treat like trash and not care about how they feel, Basically shaming them and hating their existence.
The girl Taylor was slut shamed(Taylored) after sucking Brian’s dick.
Taylored by BrianAndTaylor December 18, 2018