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Taylorism 

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Taylorism 

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Taylorism by Taylorism May 3, 2019

Taylorism 

Noun. (Plural - Taylorisms)

A special teachers brand of business B/S talk
An example of a Taylorism:
"We look to you as ambassadors of our school and its uniform"

(In an attempt to advocate wearing school uniform 'correctly')
Taylorism by Oatzy May 17, 2007

Taylorism 

When someone screws up how to pronounce a word.
Cambria: I totally just pronounced ‘strategic’ wrong.

Mr. Martinez: Oh, you mean that was a Taylorism?
Taylorism by Epitome123 June 5, 2021

Taylorism 

Taylorism - An absolute cunt, one is known to have 'Taylorism' if one has bought 25 laptops, his girlfriend hates him, daft enough to buy a £500 marble coffee table to sniff blow off. Also one has severe Taylorism if one is thick enough to buy a treadmill and use it to hang clothes on.
Oh jesus, look at the fucking retard, he's gone and blown 30k on coke, he's an absolute joke - Fucking hum dings of Taylorism.
Taylorism by SameHeadSykes October 5, 2023

Late‑Stage Taylorism

The digital intensification of scientific management: tracking every keystroke, every second, every biological sign, with AI‑powered optimisation. Late‑stage Taylorism is the gig economy’s rating system, the warehouse worker’s pace‑monitoring bracelet, the remote employee’s screen‑recording software. It is Taylorism without a stopwatch because the stopwatch is now embedded in the worker’s body. It promises efficiency but delivers exhaustion, alienation, and the reduction of human labour to pure, measurable throughput.
Example: “The app scored her every bathroom break, voice tone, and reaction time—late‑stage Taylorism, turning the human being into a data point on a corporate efficiency chart.”

Late‑Stage Fordism

The transformation of mass production into mass customisation, while retaining Fords logic of centralised control and standardisation of the human. Under late‑stage Fordism, products are “personalised” by algorithms, but the algorithm is the same for everyone. You choose your colour, but not your car’s operating system. You pick your playlist, but the platform chooses what you hear. It is the assembly line customized—giving the illusion of freedom within a tightly managed container.

Example: “The streaming service offered billions of ‘personalised’ playlists, but every playlist was generated by the same optimisation algorithm—late‑stage Fordism, mass production disguised as individual choice.”

Scientistic Taylorism

The application of Frederick Taylors scientific management principles to the governance of society, not just the factory floor. Under scientistic Taylorism, every human activity is broken into measurable units, timed, optimised, and controlled by experts. Education, healthcare, even family life are redesigned for maximum “efficiency” and “productivity.” Dissent is “inefficiency.” Creativity, rest, and play are “waste.” It reduces human beings to cogs in a grand social machine, with managers (scientists, bureaucrats, algorithms) determining the one best way. It is the dream of total control disguised as rationality.
Example: “The school system adopted ‘evidence‑based minute‑by‑minute scheduling’ to maximise test scores—scientistic Taylorism, turning children into widgets on an academic assembly line.”

Scientistic Fordism

The extension of Henry Ford’s mass‑production logic to the whole of society, sanctified by scientific authority. Standardisation, centralisation, and the assembly‑line model are imposed on culture, education, housing, and even thought. Diversity is a “defect.” Individual variation is “noise.” The ideal citizen is interchangeable, predictable, and consumes the same approved products, information, and values. Scientistic Fordism uses the prestige of science to flatten human experience into uniform, measurable units, claiming that “best practices” derived from aggregated data should replace local knowledge and personal judgment. It is the tyranny of the average.

Example: “The housing project used a single design for all families, justified by ‘social science research on optimal living units’—scientistic Fordism, where one size was forced to fit all.”