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TAYLORITE 

A uneducated,poorly dressed sad excuse of a human from Taylor MI. Usually found on a stolen bicycle high on pain killers they stole from a elderly relative.These creatures generally live in trailer parks and crappy apartments and tend to be the most active while normal people are at work or on the first of the month when "they get they checks."If you happen to encounter one steer clear,as they have been known to carry many STD'S due to lack of protection during frequent inbreeding sessions.
These taylorites sure are grubby looking creatures.
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Taylorism 

The worship of Wyatt’s Sister. It is customary for all male distance runners to know the extraordinary divinity and taste of our savior. Rituals include: mentioning her in all conversation adding a sexual context and visiting the Holy Church of Wyatt’s house. Disciples of her mediate on her beauty during many hours of the night.
Distance Runner: I added Taylorism to Urban Dictionary to spread the good word of or savior
Wyatt: I am being relentlessly bullied

taylore cook 

An incredibly beautiful girl. She would strongly disagree with you if you told her so, but she's wrong on this specific subject. She is a very stubborn person. As frustrating as it may be, it is an endearing quality. She is not one to talk down to. She may kill you. If not, someone will. Treat her with the respect that a woman of her caliber deserves. She is often mistaken for Branwen, Aphrodite or Hathor. Though she may not be a goddess in the classical sense, she is no ordinary girl. If you wish to befriend her, proceed with caution. Few are worthy of being in her presence.
You think you're good enough to talk to Taylore Cook? Ahahahahaha.
taylore cook by Stillsocynical December 18, 2013

Taylorism 

Taylorism, We Pray For Our Lord Roger Meddows Taylor.
Do you like Taylorism
Taylorism by Taylorism May 3, 2019

TaylorTucky 

Taylor, Michigan. Named Taylortucky because everybody sports mullets, drives rustangs, pick up trucks, wears wife beaters and drinks Old Milwaukee beer. Drop out rate in schools is high, most graduates and drop outs resort to drugs, and continue living with their parents.

Tucky was added at the end, because majority of the residents migrated from kentucky.
What does a Taylor girl do when she gets up in the morning? Goes home.

That is so Taylortucky.
TaylorTucky by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004

tayloria 

the best and most finest bitch out there
Tim: You see that hoe!

Roger:Damn that's Tayloria!!!

Tim: She the finest hoe I've ever seen!

Taylorgate 

A soirée appropriately named after watergate because upon reflection, no one really knows what actually went down. The term is contributed to TK
Yo theres a taylorgate tonight, you coming?
Taylorgate by timesnewroman January 5, 2019