Tawatchai

Jack The Unknown Guy that the name exists but unknown in reality. He is known from popular word from his son and his son's friends that know this word from his son.

No one knows who he is all we know is only his son.

Person 1 : Wassup Tawatchai!
Person 2 : Shut up bro

by KnightThegga May 11, 2022

Twatchling

Infant version of a bitch twat hybrid.

Why does that fucking cunt have to be such a twatchling?

by Mine 88 May 2, 2010

Twatching

Twatching — the act of experiencing an ongoing television show or event via live twitter monitoring, while avoiding the actual show or event.

People often engage in twatching when viewing a televised event — an award show, a debate, a congressional hearing, a sporting event or breaking news, for example — is too boring, irritating, upsetting or excruciating to watch live, so they choose, instead, to experience it in real time by following the hashtags and live tweeting of others.

Some people swear that twatching is often a better experience than watching.

“No, I’m not going to watch the Academy Awards, because when they’re not boring me with their cheesy numbers, they’re pissing me off with their criminally idiotic Oscar choices. But I’ll be twatching every minute, from the red carpet on.”

by jacandy December 19, 2019

Tahatchapi

A guacamole substitute that uses pumpkin or sweet potatoes in lieu of avocados, famous for being delicious, infamous for giving the eater nasty burps. Out in force during the holidays.

Guy 1: *braaaaap*
Guy 2: Blarg, dude, that smelled like straight-up tahatchapi.

by MEGslayer December 28, 2011

twatching

tweet watching

im twatching all these hoes on my timeline.

by souljasoulja June 8, 2011

Twatching

The act of scratching your lady garden and flaps!

Hey Claire. I’m a little bit itchy. Turn away - I’m going to do a bit of twatching!

by #Bringbackthefinger! February 14, 2020

Twatching

Tweet watching. Basically a twitter stalker.

James: My ex keep on twatching. Its so annoying.

by Twatching March 5, 2015