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A little baby; A child in the first period of human life.

The product of a pregnancy after giving birth.
Random stranger: "What a precious infant; How old?"
Infant's Mother: "Thank you; She is 5 months."
by blueraejay October 2, 2011
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One who has a hard time drinking large quantities of alcohol, watches StarTrek, eats Tony's Pizza, spends lots of time playing Xbox 360, is a huge fan of KidRock, and often goes by "Greggy Pooh".
Look over there on the waterbed, there is an infant laying there watching Prison Break!!!!
by Christina Beanie Baby May 8, 2008
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Infante is usually a spanish or italian last name. A lot of infantes have big hearts but go over board. Get too obsessed in their children's lives even though they're children are adults. They also feel like they need to make an impression on people. Always need to prove a point and look (act) like they are better then others...
"Hey, honey lets go to my mother's today so she can visit with the kids!"

"Uh...nah, not today...I don't feel like dealing with infante today.."
by Pieces of none February 4, 2010
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self explanatory -lots of fun can be had by replacing the word 'baby' with infant. 'baby' is used anywhere and everywhere for everything!!!. -substituting 'infant' garners some definite puzzlement, you may not publish this; but try it! it throws a definite wrench in the speech 'machine' -serves as a delightful speech 'stiffening agent' too!
see you later, infant
ooh,ooh,ooh,ooh infant, infant (-smokey robinson)
shes' my precious infant
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
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A love that resembles a toddler sucking his own dick and not knowing what he’s doing
You’ve got an infantation with that woman
by Longjohndicksucker August 29, 2021
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1. n One who knows little. 2. n one who removes their own pants in public regardless of the presence of others. 3. n one who acts immature.
The two year old brother of a sixteen year old high school female strips on the kitchen table while her friends are over. This is an infant.
by !xobile !xobile June 11, 2006
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A special type of black female aka a baby girl. You can spot an infant by her weave as they are oftentimes green, blue, pink, red etc. An infant doesn't take shit from anyone and she doesn't give a f*ck. She likes to drink, the mens and having long sparkly nails. Infancy is a way of life. See HDI and zygote for other forms of infancy.
'Precious' is an infant.

I went to Crenshaw Plaza today on a safari and saw the most excellent infants.
by calvyb February 5, 2011
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