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The most greatest, least selfish person in the whole world!!!! So jokes & just generally bants to be around xox
Yo Thatchai!! You're jokes.
thatchai by agdisnauka July 12, 2017
Urban Dictionary Merch
Thatchai is one of those guys everyone seems to love. Gentle, good looking and also pretty funny. The typical case of "everybody's darling". Thatchai is that mystic person that seals your interest the second he enters a room.

Paradoxical about his person: He's always so communicative and bonding with everyone but also unapproachable at the same time. You will for some reasons never be truly familiar with him. He keeps the secret about himself, his thoughts, problems and fears like it's all he has. Thatchai will always fake a smile even if is life is a mess. He's this kind of man that never ever accepts your help. No matter how close you are. He will be your best friend and faithful soul as long as he can handle his own problems. But as soon as he looses control of his life a little he won't be able to care about anyone else but himself.
"So, for how long do you know Thatchai?"
"About 5 years I guess!?"
"How's he doin' lately? Haven't seen him for a while now ..."
"I actually have no idea, bro! He never talks about his feelings and stuff!"

thatching [thatch] 

thatched roof n : a house roof made with a plant material (as straw)
thatch n.
Plant stalks or foliage, such as reeds or palm fronds, used for roofing.
Something, such as a thick growth of hair on the head, that resembles thatch.
Dead turf, as on a lawn.
thatched, (To cover with thatch) thatching, thatches thatcher n. 
Middle [English thacche, alteration (influenced by thecchen, thacchen, to thatch, from Old English theccan, to cover.  thaec, thatch), or thak from Old English thæc (Still sometimes used in the U.K. midlands as ‘thaker’ to describe a thatcher) the word is common to many Teutonic languages in the sense of " roof," " cover "; cf. Du. dak, Ger. dach; from Du. dekken comes " deck"; the Indo-European root is stag, whence Gr. ffreyos, roof, Lat. tegere, to cover; the French equivalent to thatch is chaume - couverture en chaume literally cover in stubble.
Thatch
The material employed for roofs in the place of tiles, slates or shingles it consists of many different plant materials readily available in the part of the world suitable material is available, of which usually several layers are required, typically in the U.K. to the depth of from 12 to 14 in from www.thatch.org
thatching [thatch] by Leo Wood February 21, 2004

Thatcham 

A crappy place in west berkshire.
Kennet is in Thatcham.
Thatcham by dudejgkegnejjk December 19, 2010

Thatcham Hatchback 

You cream in womens butthole and add single malt whiskey, then use said butthole as a bong and pack cocaine in her sandwich. Then assume the 69 position and choke with your dick until she queefs and inhale all the smoke and coke you can in one go.
While holding your breath, take a syringe and mix the excess buttbong fluid with heroine. Remember to share.
If for any reason one of the two of you doesn't survive, put them in the boot of your shitty 1.2L Corsa, burn it and roll it into the nearest canal.
Tyrone: How'd the afterparty down the lakes go?
Oli: yknow, few teenage pregnancies here and a poorly executed drug raid that everyone escaped there. Except there was an incident when a hungry swan with an ASBO bit a Polish guys dick off and i think some out-of-towner got the full Thatcham Hatchback experience. I missed it though, i was weeing on a tied up neo-nazi.
Tyrone: Pretty standard, though tis a pity, I was gonna take the littl'un and the missus there for brunch.
Oli: Oh it's clean now, local rozzers got lost or left for lunch. Wait you have a missus!?

thatching [thatch] 

The act OF covering oneself into ones own excrement during sexual activity. Produces appetising treat on for later and on intoxicating whiff.
He enjoyed thatching himself, because it larva his partner cum more more harder.
thatching [thatch] by Random November 14, 2003

Thatching 

The sexual practice of wearing a fake moustache woven from public hair
The knitting circle were mightily impressed when Tarquin appeared sporting an elgegent new thatching.
Thatching by gavelburglar July 23, 2015
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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