Twatchi 

Dumb-ass hoe

She was such a twatchi

Twatchi by YO' MAMA! June 19, 2010

Twatchling 

Infant version of a bitch twat hybrid.

Why does that fucking cunt have to be such a twatchling?

Twatchling by Mine 88 May 2, 2010

TWATCHEY 

To be a TWATCHEY you are: Perverted by nature and desperate by choice. Desperate in both wanting friends and wanting hot woman to the point that you would perform such action such as walking around like a dog and fake defecating on the floor for a few laughs. Rejects women for looks but yet wines that no girl likes them and telling others about their romantic lives while they have none of there own. There can be over thousands in the world, and will be most likely copying Ifunny and in the corner of the party or being a dipshit in the center.

"My friend Nick can be a nice guy but sometimes hes such a TWATCHEY when hes around other people!"

TWATCHEY by Nick Stearns December 17, 2014

Twatching 

Twatching — the act of experiencing an ongoing television show or event via live twitter monitoring, while avoiding the actual show or event.

People often engage in twatching when viewing a televised event — an award show, a debate, a congressional hearing, a sporting event or breaking news, for example — is too boring, irritating, upsetting or excruciating to watch live, so they choose, instead, to experience it in real time by following the hashtags and live tweeting of others.

Some people swear that twatching is often a better experience than watching.

“No, I’m not going to watch the Academy Awards, because when they’re not boring me with their cheesy numbers, they’re pissing me off with their criminally idiotic Oscar choices. But I’ll be twatching every minute, from the red carpet on.”

Twatching by jacandy December 19, 2019

thatching [thatch] 

thatched roof n : a house roof made with a plant material (as straw)
thatch n.
Plant stalks or foliage, such as reeds or palm fronds, used for roofing.
Something, such as a thick growth of hair on the head, that resembles thatch.
Dead turf, as on a lawn.
thatched, (To cover with thatch) thatching, thatches thatcher n. 
Middle [English thacche, alteration (influenced by thecchen, thacchen, to thatch, from Old English theccan, to cover.  thaec, thatch), or thak from Old English thæc (Still sometimes used in the U.K. midlands as ‘thaker’ to describe a thatcher) the word is common to many Teutonic languages in the sense of " roof," " cover "; cf. Du. dak, Ger. dach; from Du. dekken comes " deck"; the Indo-European root is stag, whence Gr. ffreyos, roof, Lat. tegere, to cover; the French equivalent to thatch is chaume - couverture en chaume literally cover in stubble.

Thatch
The material employed for roofs in the place of tiles, slates or shingles it consists of many different plant materials readily available in the part of the world suitable material is available, of which usually several layers are required, typically in the U.K. to the depth of from 12 to 14 in from www.thatch.org

thatching [thatch] by Leo Wood February 21, 2004

twitching hour 

The hour between 3:00 AM and 4:00 AM PST when Donald Trump tweets his craziest shit.

The twitching hour struck twice this week when the Donald first tweeted that Obama had wiretapped him and then later twitched it to the British actually doing it.

twitching hour by Helo world champ March 21, 2017

Twatch 

Noun: A female Twitch player that only gets views due to their gender. Makes up for lack of personality with cleavage, makes up for a lack of gaming skill with twerking.

Did you see the live steam spotlight Overwatch has out, it's always some twatch streamer.

Twatch by White Goodmen February 4, 2018