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Taterbate

When a bourbon collector masterbates while viewing their bourbon collection.
I'm going to go home, look at my Blanton's and taterbate.
by Tater-Bater August 24, 2023
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tagturbate

To tag an article, a blog post, or tweet to excessive and disproportionate levels, often out of a mistaken impression that such tagging somehow improves the quality of said article, blog post or tweet.
Some Wikipedia editors totally like to tagturbate. Instead of researching and correcting a sentence that may appear dubious, they merely tag the article with "original research", "notability", and 200 "citation needed" tags. This makes the editor feel happy for a while, under a false sense of productivity, but in reality it does not improve the article or edify the reader, much as a celebrity does not become more attractive just by having a viewer masturbate to her picture.
by OygaBoyga February 20, 2010
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tokerbate

Dude it's 4:20. time to tokerbate

Hey man you wanna leave me for awhile? I need to tokerbate.
by Bensai October 5, 2011
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Tasterbate

When you're craving a certain food but don't have the ingredients, so you just eat a different food and pretend its the food you're craving. **Not to be mistaken for masturbating, when you pretend your hand is a vagina.**
I'm craving noodles but don't have em, guess I just tasterbate.
by RookLovesRobertErhard July 25, 2011
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haterbate

(v.) to haterbate. To masturbate while feeling either angry, furious, mad, annoyed, etc.masturbate jack off Cleveland steamer rusty trombone Cincinnati bowtie spider manangry dragon
"I was about to blow my load when she forces me pull out, which made me steaming mad, so I had to haterbate and cum all over her chest."
by mattymills11 December 22, 2008
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Tatermate

A guy that a extremely hot girl wants to date likes but he has little to no interest in dateing her.
Blake: I don't know why Tate won't date Carsynn."
Andrew;"I know. He's such a Tatermate."
by TOMDARAK May 3, 2020
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Tanturbate

The act of masturbating while tanning. This can be at the beach or in a tanning salon.
That ho started to tanturbate while in the tanning booth!
by KPKJ June 6, 2017
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