Taterbating

The act of sexually pleasuring yourself with Tater tots. When one feels urges, he or she may shove tater tots in or around their sexual organs.

Tater + Bating, Taterbating. Masturbating with the use of America's favorite food, tater tots.

Mike: "Last night Taylor made me watch her while she was taterbating"

Tim: "Dude! That's awesome! I love watching girls taterbating!"