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tagturbate 

To tag an article, a blog post, or tweet to excessive and disproportionate levels, often out of a mistaken impression that such tagging somehow improves the quality of said article, blog post or tweet.
Some Wikipedia editors totally like to tagturbate. Instead of researching and correcting a sentence that may appear dubious, they merely tag the article with "original research", "notability", and 200 "citation needed" tags. This makes the editor feel happy for a while, under a false sense of productivity, but in reality it does not improve the article or edify the reader, much as a celebrity does not become more attractive just by having a viewer masturbate to her picture.
tagturbate by OygaBoyga February 20, 2010

tokerbate 

Dude it's 4:20. time to tokerbate

Hey man you wanna leave me for awhile? I need to tokerbate.
tokerbate by Bensai October 5, 2011

Tasterbate 

When you're craving a certain food but don't have the ingredients, so you just eat a different food and pretend its the food you're craving. **Not to be mistaken for masturbating, when you pretend your hand is a vagina.**
I'm craving noodles but don't have em, guess I just tasterbate.

haterbate  

(v.) to haterbate. To masturbate while feeling either angry, furious, mad, annoyed, etc.masturbate jack off Cleveland steamer rusty trombone Cincinnati bowtie spider manangry dragon
"I was about to blow my load when she forces me pull out, which made me steaming mad, so I had to haterbate and cum all over her chest."
haterbate by mattymills11 December 22, 2008

Tatermate 

A guy that a extremely hot girl wants to date likes but he has little to no interest in dateing her.
Blake: I don't know why Tate won't date Carsynn."
Andrew;"I know. He's such a Tatermate."
Tatermate by TOMDARAK May 3, 2020

Tanturbate 

The act of masturbating while tanning. This can be at the beach or in a tanning salon.
That ho started to tanturbate while in the tanning booth!
Tanturbate by KPKJ June 6, 2017