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Tasterbate
When you're craving a certain food but don't have the ingredients, so you just eat a different food and pretend its the food you're craving. **Not to be mistaken for masturbating, when you pretend your hand is a vagina.**
Tasterbate by RookLovesRobertErhard July 25, 2011
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tatermates • taterbater • Tater Hater • Tater-Bate • Tater Eater • Tater Kater • Taterbaked • Taftermath • Taserdate • Tasterbate
tolermate
a person that isn't your soulmate, but you have the tolerance to spend the rest of your life with and/or marry them.
also can be used if one doesn't believe in soulmates.
also can be used if one doesn't believe in soulmates.
Friend: "You and Sarah have been dating for quite awhile."
Steve: "I've been considering asking her to marry me. I think she might be tolermate."
"Despite all his little quirks, I can't put up with him. He's my tolermate"
Steve: "I've been considering asking her to marry me. I think she might be tolermate."
"Despite all his little quirks, I can't put up with him. He's my tolermate"
tolermate by A Magillacutty March 2, 2010
Taterware
A one of a kind computer. Its based on the Intel platform, and there was only ever one made. It was donated to a student in need so she could graduate on time, and have a computer that worked.
Taterbating
The act of sexually pleasuring yourself with Tater tots. When one feels urges, he or she may shove tater tots in or around their sexual organs.
Tater + Bating, Taterbating. Masturbating with the use of America's favorite food, tater tots.
Mike: "Last night Taylor made me watch her while she was taterbating"
Tim: "Dude! That's awesome! I love watching girls taterbating!"
Mike: "Last night Taylor made me watch her while she was taterbating"
Tim: "Dude! That's awesome! I love watching girls taterbating!"
Taterbating by TaySarBetKel October 15, 2012
taterade
taterade by the dirty liberal September 15, 2009
tatermates
tatermates by Kira7S May 29, 2016
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Pee Calculus
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