Ark Syndrome

When people in West Texas/East New Mexico have the urge to by a boat that they will never use.
Isaac:"Why do y'all have a boat when there's no water around?"
Luke:"My dad got Ark Syndrome."
by TOMDARAK May 06, 2020
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The PH

A code term used by 5th and 6th graders that stands for "Porn Hub". If they use it around there parents they say that they were studying for science. (The Ph scale!)
Axel:"We should watch the PH tonight!"
Mom:"What that?"
Cooper"Science!"
by TOMDARAK May 06, 2020
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Blue Neck

Not to be confused with a blue collar, it is a cousin of the red neck. The only diferance is that the are from the Ohio/Indiana/Kentucky area and raise horses.
My uncle is such a blue neck! He brought his stock trailer to my dads wedding!!
by TOMDARAK May 05, 2020
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Hairy Nerd

Someone who is obsessed with the Harry Potter book/movie series . Also know as a book boy.
Emily:"Gabe is such a hairy nerd"
Makaela:"Yeah that makes him a book boy.
by TOMDARAK May 03, 2020
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Tatermate

A guy that a extremely hot girl wants to date likes but he has little to no interest in dateing her.
Blake: I don't know why Tate won't date Carsynn."
Andrew;"I know. He's such a Tatermate."
by TOMDARAK May 03, 2020
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The Micheal Affect

Micheal is a cool name but beware! People who name there first son Michael usually go bald after a year of raising him.
Stephan:"How did you go bald so fast?"
Josh:"I got The Micheal Affect."
by TOMDARAK May 03, 2020
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Trumpohalic

Someone who is mentally and physically adiccted to President Donald Trump.
Caleb:"My grandma would not sleep last December."
Myles:"Why?"
Caleb:"Because She is a Trumpohalic!"
by TOMDARAK May 03, 2020
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