The Micheal Affect

Micheal is a cool name but beware! People who name there first son Michael usually go bald after a year of raising him.

Stephan:"How did you go bald so fast?"
Josh:"I got The Micheal Affect."

by TOMDARAK May 03, 2020

Trumpohalic

Someone who is mentally and physically adiccted to President Donald Trump.

Caleb:"My grandma would not sleep last December."
Myles:"Why?"
Caleb:"Because She is a Trumpohalic!"

by TOMDARAK May 03, 2020

Cotton kid

Any kid\Child that was raised in the Northwestern part of Texas.

Blake:"I'm from Lubbock Texas."
Jaren:"That makes you a Cotton kid!"

by TOMDARAK May 02, 2020

The PH

A code term used by 5th and 6th graders that stands for "Porn Hub". If they use it around there parents they say that they were studying for science. (The Ph scale!)

Axel:"We should watch the PH tonight!"
Mom:"What that?"
Cooper"Science!"

by TOMDARAK May 06, 2020

Blue Neck

Not to be confused with a blue collar, it is a cousin of the red neck. The only diferance is that the are from the Ohio/Indiana/Kentucky area and raise horses.

My uncle is such a blue neck! He brought his stock trailer to my dads wedding!!

by TOMDARAK May 05, 2020

Ark Syndrome

When people in West Texas/East New Mexico have the urge to by a boat that they will never use.

Isaac:"Why do y'all have a boat when there's no water around?"
Luke:"My dad got Ark Syndrome."

by TOMDARAK May 06, 2020

Hairy Nerd

Someone who is obsessed with the Harry Potter book/movie series . Also know as a book boy.

Emily:"Gabe is such a hairy nerd"
Makaela:"Yeah that makes him a book boy.

by TOMDARAK May 03, 2020