When you're craving a certain food but don't have the ingredients, so you just eat a different food and pretend its the food you're craving. **Not to be mistaken for masturbating, when you pretend your hand is a vagina.**
I'm craving noodles but don't have em, guess I just tasterbate.
Bake a potato, cut a hole in it, fuck it, jizz in it, then cut it open like a baked potato. Serve it to someone and say the jizz is freshly melted butter.