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Tasterbate 

When you're craving a certain food but don't have the ingredients, so you just eat a different food and pretend its the food you're craving. **Not to be mistaken for masturbating, when you pretend your hand is a vagina.**
I'm craving noodles but don't have em, guess I just tasterbate.

Tatermate 

A guy that a extremely hot girl wants to date likes but he has little to no interest in dateing her.
Blake: I don't know why Tate won't date Carsynn."
Andrew;"I know. He's such a Tatermate."
Tatermate by TOMDARAK May 3, 2020

Tater-Bater 

Bake a potato, cut a hole in it, fuck it, jizz in it, then cut it open like a baked potato. Serve it to someone and say the jizz is freshly melted butter.
Bro, I just gave a tater-bater to my sister
Tater-Bater by BiggieCheez May 15, 2022

Taterbating 

The act of sexually pleasuring yourself with Tater tots. When one feels urges, he or she may shove tater tots in or around their sexual organs.
Tater + Bating, Taterbating. Masturbating with the use of America's favorite food, tater tots.

Mike: "Last night Taylor made me watch her while she was taterbating"

Tim: "Dude! That's awesome! I love watching girls taterbating!"
Taterbating by TaySarBetKel October 15, 2012

tatermates 

The act of sharing any potatoe based food item between 2 or more people.
Guy: He babe, want to be tatermates?
Girl: Sure, the fries here smell pretty good.
tatermates by Kira7S May 29, 2016

tatergator27 

A TaterGator27 is a powerful god. Ultimatum. The very best. Used to describe something completely 10/10.

A TaterGator27 is what we all aspire to be.
Jennifer: You suck, I hate you.
Ronald: (Angrily) You will never be a TaterGator27!