Taterbating

The act of sexually pleasuring yourself with Tater tots. When one feels urges, he or she may shove tater tots in or around their sexual organs.

Tater + Bating, Taterbating. Masturbating with the use of America's favorite food, tater tots.

Mike: "Last night Taylor made me watch her while she was taterbating"

Tim: "Dude! That's awesome! I love watching girls taterbating!"

by TaySarBetKel October 15, 2012

texterbating

verb: The act of surreptitiosly texting under a table with one hand.

My students thought they were getting away with something because they were texterbating their friends during class.

by Justin Jensen April 23, 2006

texterbating

verb -

texting (such as on a cellular phone) continually while in the company of others, ignoring said company.

I went home on winter break to see my family, and my little sister was just texterbating the whole time. I barely got to talking to her.

by uncarvedblock89 July 11, 2010

Texterbating

To text yourself

I was trying to fit in by texting but my classmates caught on that I was texterbating...now I really don't have any friends...

by PharmD13 July 10, 2010

materbating

the mispelled word masturbating due to the lack of hands used to type

He enjoys materbating on a daily basis.

by Fuckme1p2 August 11, 2016

Daterbating

The act of masturbating so much that you dont see the point in dating anyone because no one quite knows you like your hand.

"Hey how did the date go?"
"What date?"
"I thought you went on a date?"
" I sort of gave up on that seeing as ive been looking around and realized that id rather stick to daterbating"

by awesomo18 November 15, 2011

toasterbating

To masturbate by sticking your dick in a toaster and turning it on. Commonly leads to WaffleCock. Famous toasterbaters include Abraham Lincoln, Lady Gaga and Barack Obama

Dude, did you see that video of that guy Toasterbating?

Yea, he had to go to the hospital with Waffle Cock afterwards!

by Supreme Leader Cuntfucious. January 31, 2015