Taser tap 

The act of gathering enough static electricity and tapping a woman's clitoris or nipples.

I gave her the old taser tap and she came like crazy. {clitoris} {static} {electricity}

Taser tap by SilverSheilds May 15, 2018

Double Taper 

A perfectly formed shit log tapered on both ends

I feel 10 pounds lighter after dropping a double taper

Double Taper by JBest in show January 6, 2009

poliet taper 

A surprisingly common misspelling of the phrase, "toliet paper" (aka. bungwipe, rollios, paper toliets, etc.)

{Via a text message} Vivian, can u pls pick up some light blubs, bleach, laundry soap, and poliet taper b4 u come home?

poliet taper by Telephony May 29, 2016

taper powels

How some people accidentally mispronounce the phrase, "paper towels".

Jim, can you hand me a wad of taper powels please? I need to clean up some spilled Kool-Aid.

taper powels by Telephony January 16, 2015

taper 

A device used to stretch piercings. It is small on one end and gradually increases in size until it reaches the proper gauge.

When going from a 4G to a 2G, I used an acrylic taper and some lubricating oil.

taper by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

turd taper 

The tapered end of a piece of poop. It's cause is your anal muscles clamping shut upon the end of the exit of the aforementioned excretion.

Thanks to the fact that my my poops have a turd taper, my bunghole does not Slam Shut!

turd taper by tsunjo October 22, 2008

Taper 

A swimmers word for masturbation.

I'm sore from tapering last night.

Taper by Stomp742 September 4, 2012