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Double Taper 

A perfectly formed shit log tapered on both ends
I feel 10 pounds lighter after dropping a double taper
Double Taper by JBest in show January 6, 2009

poliet taper 

A surprisingly common misspelling of the phrase, "toliet paper" (aka. bungwipe, rollios, paper toliets, etc.)
{Via a text message} Vivian, can u pls pick up some light blubs, bleach, laundry soap, and poliet taper b4 u come home?
poliet taper by Telephony May 29, 2016

taper powels

How some people accidentally mispronounce the phrase, "paper towels".
Jim, can you hand me a wad of taper powels please? I need to clean up some spilled Kool-Aid.
taper powels by Telephony January 16, 2015
A device used to stretch piercings. It is small on one end and gradually increases in size until it reaches the proper gauge.
When going from a 4G to a 2G, I used an acrylic taper and some lubricating oil.
taper by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

turd taper 

The tapered end of a piece of poop. It's cause is your anal muscles clamping shut upon the end of the exit of the aforementioned excretion.
Thanks to the fact that my my poops have a turd taper, my bunghole does not Slam Shut!
turd taper by tsunjo October 22, 2008
Taper by Stomp742 September 4, 2012