90 definitions by Denis Baldwin

The Mitt

A Slang Name for Michigan. So named because Michigan looks like a mitt you'd wear in a harsh Michigan Winter.

We're only in Kentucky? I can't wait to get back to The Mitt

by Denis Baldwin June 30, 2004

<!3

Hax0r speak for "Ain't Got No Love for the Hoes"

!, in coding, generally means "no" or "not"

<3, as it were, is the leettext word for "love".

Man, <!3. That bitch can step!

by Denis Baldwin January 12, 2004

ljsluts

Any girl who has a livejournal. Though the term "slut" might not imply in the traditional sense of being easy or giving up the ass, it's more often than not dead nuts on.

I went to a bar the other day where I heard some chicks screaming, "Hey, you're denisbaldwin."

Man, do I love ljsluts.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

NAIAS

Acronym for the North American Internation Auto Show, held in Detroit every year.

I was going to check out the new viper at the NAIAS.

by Denis Baldwin June 3, 2004

stretched lobes

Earlobes containing earrings that are stretching sufficiently beyond the base 18G posts that most people get pierced with.

Most people don't consider the process of gauging to stretched lobes "acquired" until you get to 0g, or zero gauge.

After slipping the taper through the healed piercing and following with the jewelry, I now had 1/2" stretched lobes.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

monster garage

A television show on the Discover Channel that is hosted by Jesse James. They do crazy custom conversions of cars, bikes, boats and other cool stuff.

Did you see the turbo boat they made into a car on Monster Garage?

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

rave sluts

Usually females (though occasionally flashy cock-craving males) that attend trashy techno parties in old warehouses and cornfields that will name drop and cock flop anything that might be worthy, or his friend, or his roadie.

Once through with a rave slut, the best scenario is to perform the donkey punch and rub on out.

She said she was rolling. I said, "That's funny, I'm Richie Hawtin's brother "Ralphie Hawtin". and she said, "Wow.. *gurgle*"

by Denis Baldwin December 19, 2003