90 definitions by Denis Baldwin

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A saying made famous by freestyle rapper Sage Francis, a Makeshift Patriot is someone who only is patriot when they have to be.
Where were all the flags before 9-11?
by Denis Baldwin June 03, 2004
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glass, yank, crank, speed, up, push, ice, rock.

Any methanphetamine based central nervous system stimulant.
You've got your big jeans. I got my glass pipe.
by Denis Baldwin September 24, 2003
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The captain of Team Linder and possibly the greatest DJ in all of Detroit.
Did you see Linder rock that double set of Tom Sawyer?
by Denis Baldwin June 03, 2004
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Being so fucked up that the only things that make sense are titties and techno. See linder for indentity of the man that brought this legend to life.
After 14 grams of cocaine and a fifth of Whiskey, I was lindered enough to fuck that fat slut I met at City Club.
by Denis Baldwin December 19, 2003
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Any alcoholic beverage that turns a person mean, brave or excited.

Named for the instant burst of courage (and often stupidity) that comes from drinking it.
Before I stomp a mudhole in this dude's ass, I'm gonna need some liquid courage.
by Denis Baldwin February 03, 2004
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Any girl who has a livejournal. Though the term "slut" might not imply in the traditional sense of being easy or giving up the ass, it's more often than not dead nuts on.
I went to a bar the other day where I heard some chicks screaming, "Hey, you're denisbaldwin."

Man, do I love ljsluts.
by Denis Baldwin February 03, 2004
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On divided highways, a michigan left is the act of making a right onto a road, getting into the far left lane and making a left through a paved U-Turn to go left again. It's the only way to go left in a lot of parts of Michigan.
I was on Rochester Road in Troy and had to make a Michigan Left to get back on big beaver.
by Denis Baldwin June 30, 2004
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