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A retarded title for a simple 3G network fabricated by Sprint to entice uneducated buyers into thinking that there's actually a 4G network when in reality, it's the same fucking thing as every other 3G network. Way to be total douches, Sprint.
Carl: "Hey, check out my new Sprint HTC with 4G! Isn't it sweet how it can surf the web?"

Jane: "Oh neat! So can every other 3G phone you dumbass."

God: "Yeah, Carl, 4G is just a pitiful marketing ploy created by Sprint because they're total douches. Now I smite thee!"
4G by F COS April 5, 2010
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4G 4g Orgy 4g63 4g63T 4g0tmyname 4glte 4got 4gs 4g&4g 4G/GGGG
abbreviated way to say, "get in, get on, get off, get out"
which is a quick sexual event. a person arrives, has quick sex, and leaves.
guy 1: what happened to you and jane last night?
guy 2: just alittle 4G.
4G by thatFRAGguy January 13, 2011
when four people enjoy an orgasim at the same time, the equivalent of sneezing 32 times
You shiould have been there. Jeff, Craig, Emily, and I had an amazing 4G this weekend.
4G by CanaBonder April 27, 2010
The act of having sexual intercourse with 4 other women at once
Gay fish 1: Hey didn`t corge gloony have 4G last night?!?!

Gay fish 2: Yeah i heard he boned eva johansen, scarlet mendes, jessica swift, and taylor alba

Gay fish 1: haha what a playboy
4G by T>H>O>M>A>S June 2, 2009
When you type at the end of a match 4G
4G by ThatGuyfr July 29, 2022
When you're chilling with a group of friends and everyone is currently occupied by their phones
I was chilling with my bros when everyone pulled out their phones. No one was saying anything so I pulled mine out and followed suit we just had a 4G Orgy
4G Orgy by mick .lira September 28, 2015