Definitions by tsunjo

Dufuk 

Inquisitive expression meant to elicit the precise meaning of a thought or actuon.

I saw your expression describing the Cheeto in Chief as a “good man”... Dufuk are you talking about you cretanic moron!?

Dufuk by tsunjo May 22, 2019

SCS 

Sniveling Cunt Syndrome

A particularly whiny female generally faking or embeleshing an illness.

Or a particularly whiny male that has graduated from "little bitch"... usually referring to a homosexual male.

"The patient has an unusually low tolerance for normal bouts of pain and discomfort, she seems possibly lonely and this is the 3rd time this week she has called 911 for small problems." Diagnosis: SCS

SCS by tsunjo October 22, 2008

turd taper 

The tapered end of a piece of poop. It's cause is your anal muscles clamping shut upon the end of the exit of the aforementioned excretion.

Thanks to the fact that my my poops have a turd taper, my bunghole does not Slam Shut!

turd taper by tsunjo October 22, 2008

Flesh missle 

Penis, wanker, cock

My flesh missle makes my hand look small.

Flesh missle by tsunjo October 21, 2008

40 yarder 

Any variation of yard markers referring to the distance you could punt a dog.

"That chihuaua is pretty small... I'd say at least a 40 yarder."

40 yarder by tsunjo October 21, 2008