Cringe Boner

Deriving pleasure from someone saying or doing something awkward or embarrassing.

That guy is so awkward and annoying, but watching him gives me such a cringe boner.

by SilverSheilds March 25, 2018

Chocolate Surprise

Getting diarrhea in your face while giving a rimjob.

I was eating her ass like groceries when I got a chocolate surprise. {rimjob} {shit}

by SilverSheilds March 25, 2018

Whoo Hoo

Another word for a vagina or and asshole.

I had to take the suppository straight up the whoo hoo. (vagina) (asshole)

by SilverSheilds March 25, 2018

PB and Jayed it

Having diarrhea while leaking period blood at the same time.

I was so embarrassed! I PB and Jayed it at work today. {shit} {period}

by SilverSheilds March 25, 2018

Snowden

1. When a man steals all your valuables after you've fallen asleep from lovemaking and disappears

2. When a father takes all of his belongings and walks out on his family and is never seen or heard from again

1. I invited a guy over last night and when I woke up, he and all my cash was gone. He pulled a Snowden on me!
2. Roberta and her family haven't been the same since her husband abandoned them. That asshole totally Snowdened it!
{Snowden} {thief} {abandoned} {family}

by SilverSheilds March 25, 2018

The Leaking Tower of Pisa

When one or two men fuck a girl while they are in a standing position and the girl is doing a handstand.

My girl and my buddy were totally down for the Leaking Tower of Pisa. {Threesome} {sex} {upside down}

by SilverSheilds March 25, 2018

Pretzel Dog

Having sex with your partner's legs behind their head.

She is so flexible, she's able to do the pretzel dog with her man. {sex} {contortionism}

by SilverSheilds March 25, 2018