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Tarvation 

The feeling of dying as you've not been able to get hold of a cigarette
Dan: hey man, how was the flight?
Steve: Ok, but wow, so long. I'm shaking.
Dan: What's up bud?
Steve: I've not had a cigarette in 14 hours. I'm dying, dying of tarvation
Dan: Get in the car, now! I can sort this out. I love you...
Tarvation by Allseeing August 23, 2012
Words you can keep

Stationary starvation 

A restaurant where no one gets fed and the employee turnover is higher than anywhere else. Instead of A Moveable Feast Natural Cafe' and health store.
Stationary starvation is the worst restaurant I have ever been to. Service is so bad.
Stationary starvation by PWS27 April 8, 2017

What in tarnation!?

An exclamatory phrase often utilized by those originating in the Southern United States, often having equivalence to "What the heck?"
"What in tarnation!? Are you using my hot sauce?"
a fancy way of saying extortion or getting something using force or threat.
Government: Taxation is the law, so give us money or be thrown in a cage.
Taxation by Truth Tree December 12, 2019
Guy1: man it’s tax season

Guy2: taxation is theft
taxation by Displaced Yinzer October 15, 2017

starvational 

When you cant even describe how hungry you are.. You are BEYOND hungry
BRB, STARVATIONAL
starvational by Innocentkent April 11, 2010

tardation 

n. The set of all things which are retarded. Used as part of an epithet when one observes something retarded going on.
What in tardation is going on in here??!?!
tardation by SkidMarkyMark June 11, 2006
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Failure Shower 

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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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