Definitions by Allseeing

Tarvation 

The feeling of dying as you've not been able to get hold of a cigarette

Dan: hey man, how was the flight?
Steve: Ok, but wow, so long. I'm shaking.
Dan: What's up bud?
Steve: I've not had a cigarette in 14 hours. I'm dying, dying of tarvation
Dan: Get in the car, now! I can sort this out. I love you...

Tarvation by Allseeing August 23, 2012