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tardation 

n. The set of all things which are retarded. Used as part of an epithet when one observes something retarded going on.
What in tardation is going on in here??!?!
tardation by SkidMarkyMark June 11, 2006
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tardation 

the condition of being completely inept, clueless, or just plain dumb; the inability to 'get a clue; the plight of an individual who consistently performs below par in the social or intellectual arena; idiocy
"Why is this idiot slowing down to miss the signal? It's a green light! Tardation!!"

"Could you possibly drive any slower on the freeway on-ramp? We're going 20 into a 55 zone! Tardation!"

"You cancelled our wedding plans, cost me a fortune, and humiliated me in front of all of our friends and family, and NOW you want to get back together? HAHAHAHA Tardation!!"

"I'm so frustrated with my classmate, I give him precise instructions for completing our project and he still cannot produce coherent results. Total tardation!"

tardation by Ms.Teri.Whoaman January 4, 2008

tardation 

"Jason Folley Sydrome" Believing something with %100 absolute conviction all the while being proved wrong to your face over, and over....
"Ernie Simms is the middle linebacker for the Lions"---Folley

**Looked up on NFL.com shows ES on the roster as an outside linebacker...

"No, he's middle linebacker. I saw it. I have season tickets"---Folley

"Effin tardation"---Voice of Reason

Tardation Nation 

The majority of people who are citizens of Red Sox Nation. The typical tardation nation member usually tends to be that of a white male who is overweight, unintelligent, poor, lazy and sometimes very odoriferous. They spend most of their day blogging about Boston sports and they are always seen wearing clothing which has either Red Sox, Celtics, Bruins or Patriots emblems on them. This cheap and ugly clothing, which is sometimes mixed and matched always seems to be purchased from Walmart.
Hey Joba, check out that moron who is driving that Ford 150. Yeah, the Masshole wearing the backwards Red Sox hat and Tom Brady jersey who has all the stupid ass Celtics, Patriots and Red Sox bumper stickers all over it. Yeah dude, he's your stereo-typical Red Sox Nation Tardation Nation member! I wonder if he knows that the extra large B sticker on his truck stands for Bandwagon? What a dumb ass.

misc tardation 

retarded fucks at guitar.com's "misc" forum who write bullshit like the following.....

quote:
execute all african-americans 20 satch22

By skaman7 5-10-2004 10:59:17 PM
By joniox 5-10-2004 10:58:26 PM
By pheasantrevolt 5-10-2004 10:57:48 PM
By satch22 5-10-2004 10:57:39 PM
By Arlo__ 5-10-2004 10:57:19 PM
more...


Reply:
Member: Madness_5 contact this member
5-10-2004 10:50:25 PM
i prefer "hang all nizzles"


Reply:
Member: joniox contact this member
5-10-2004 10:50:29 PM
Hang all niggas.


Reply:
Member: satch22 contact this member
5-10-2004 10:52:56 PM
hizzle all nizzles?



Reply:
Member: joniox contact this member
5-10-2004 10:54:25 PM
hangas ol niggas


Reply:
Member: pleasesirs contact this member
5-10-2004 10:51:51 PM
burn all monkeys

/quote:

Mental E-tardation 

The physical state of the brain following consumption of ecstasy in which attempts at complex neural processes result solely in the self-realization of the tremendous mental toll ecstasy has on your basic evaluative skills.
The day after the rave my friend was suffering from severe Mental E-tardation and tried to put a hot pocket in the blender.
Mental E-tardation by Derz August 9, 2010

Generation Tardation 

The term for the current wave of 20 somethings. Identified by the following traits: extremely oversensative, inability to think out of the box or even care that they lack the intellect, overly confident that they have a vast wealth of knowledge even thow this wisdon is only wikipedian, lastly they truely believe that an education is optional.
My assistant is showing her generation tardation by transfering my anger at a client to herself.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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