Tardspace
Tardspace by Mickey Darling August 6, 2009
Tardspark
Similar to the "Allspark" in the Transformers franchise which sparks independent life in electronic/mechanical objects upon contact, the Tardspark is a person who acts like a tard and sparks a spontaneous chain-reaction of tard-like behavior in those people around him/her. A person who encourages and/or instigates tard-like behavior in others.
Otherwise peaceful gathering in the movie theater courtyard. Suddenly, tard A starts yelling at and mooning passersby - convinces his friends to do the same. Security guard shows and arrests all. Onlooker shakes head and comments, "the fucking tardspark strikes again."
Tardspark by GuidorfTheBiscuitKing June 1, 2009
Related Words
Tardspace • tardface • Tapspace • tardsack • Tardsmack • tardsmacker • Tardspark • Tradespace • Tårtspade • Moo-tard [tardsauce]
tardpack
Someone severely lacking intelligence, a retard.
Also, an electronic device with stripped down options.
Also, an electronic device with stripped down options.
"Miss South Carolina gave such a dumb answer. What a tardpack!"
or
"I asked my mom for a Playstation 3, but she got me the tardpack!"
or
"I asked my mom for a Playstation 3, but she got me the tardpack!"
tardface
He tells me I'd look hot in tight jeans and he will take me all the way home to Chatswood, but that tardface won't tell me whether or not he likes me.
tardface by desperatefriendsclub March 23, 2005
Tradespace
Tradespace is used as a advertising tool its like a marriage between website and online directory.
The users can develop their Tradespace much like they can their website...... but many choose not too as its a complete waste of time and many just get websites because there is no point in Tradespace
The users can develop their Tradespace much like they can their website...... but many choose not too as its a complete waste of time and many just get websites because there is no point in Tradespace
DATE = 01.01.2007 - Johnny signs up to Tradespace as he is sitting with nothing to do and needs tom do some link building with his website.
(time goes past Johnny notices that the Tradespace doesn't do anything for his business so he packs his business in and sells up)
DATE = 01.01.2011 - Sales Rep- "Hi Johnny its xxx calling from Tradespace"
Johnny - "Trade...WHO!?, what you selling, im not interested"
Sales Rep - " Sir you already have it and its free, We are calling to find out how you use your Tradespace"
Johnny - "I don't use just set it up because it was free"
Sales Rep - " Okay well that's okay , we would like to offer you a free website review"
Johnny - " I don't even own the business anymore"
Sales Rep "Oh..... Well it won't matter now thanks for your time anyway sir"
(The Sales Rep goes on to make 150 similar calls and then loses all hope
(time goes past Johnny notices that the Tradespace doesn't do anything for his business so he packs his business in and sells up)
DATE = 01.01.2011 - Sales Rep- "Hi Johnny its xxx calling from Tradespace"
Johnny - "Trade...WHO!?, what you selling, im not interested"
Sales Rep - " Sir you already have it and its free, We are calling to find out how you use your Tradespace"
Johnny - "I don't use just set it up because it was free"
Sales Rep - " Okay well that's okay , we would like to offer you a free website review"
Johnny - " I don't even own the business anymore"
Sales Rep "Oh..... Well it won't matter now thanks for your time anyway sir"
(The Sales Rep goes on to make 150 similar calls and then loses all hope
Tradespace by Confusedbyitall July 13, 2011
tardface
n. a person with a face easily associated with retardation, such as the common deformaties of Downs syndrome.
v. to mangle someone's face in such a way that they look like a retard.
v. to mangle someone's face in such a way that they look like a retard.
You tardface, your only chances for dating are with the blind.
I'm going to tardface you if you don't shut your hole.
I'm going to tardface you if you don't shut your hole.
tardface by Twilight Veil March 16, 2004