tardface
He tells me I'd look hot in tight jeans and he will take me all the way home to Chatswood, but that tardface won't tell me whether or not he likes me.
tardface by desperatefriendsclub March 23, 2005
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tardface
n. a person with a face easily associated with retardation, such as the common deformaties of Downs syndrome.
v. to mangle someone's face in such a way that they look like a retard.
v. to mangle someone's face in such a way that they look like a retard.
You tardface, your only chances for dating are with the blind.
I'm going to tardface you if you don't shut your hole.
I'm going to tardface you if you don't shut your hole.
tardface by Twilight Veil March 16, 2004
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tardface by stork the dorkk July 3, 2006
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Tard face by Greg J. Brown October 9, 2008
turdface
Turdface can be used in different ways depending on the situation. Most often used in place of butthole or asshole which are words usually associated with undesirable behavior from another person.
Turdface
It can mean 3 things,
a turd on your face or a turd on somebody elses face
OR
an ugly face, proper, proper, proper ugly face.
a turd on your face or a turd on somebody elses face
OR
an ugly face, proper, proper, proper ugly face.
"Omg i just seen a turdface."
"Ew, look at that turdface over there on the corner of the street wearing a short skirt"
"Ew, look at that turdface over there on the corner of the street wearing a short skirt"
Turdface by charlotte and carleigh ;) April 16, 2008
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