tardface

Loser guys who won't tell a girl he likes her, even though he acts like he does.

He tells me I'd look hot in tight jeans and he will take me all the way home to Chatswood, but that tardface won't tell me whether or not he likes me.

by desperatefriendsclub March 23, 2005

tardface

n. a person with a face easily associated with retardation, such as the common deformaties of Downs syndrome.

v. to mangle someone's face in such a way that they look like a retard.

You tardface, your only chances for dating are with the blind.

I'm going to tardface you if you don't shut your hole.

by Twilight Veil March 16, 2004

tardface

a bad name for someone who is considered a tard.

"Don't steal my gatorade you tardface!"

by stork the dorkk July 3, 2006

Tard face

Usually a face that you use when saying "dur" or "duh". A gesture.

Wow, your tard face is bad.

by Greg J. Brown October 9, 2008

Turdface

One with turd on there face.{may or may not have turd on thier face}

You've got turd on your face, you turdface.

by Trent Ren September 18, 2006

turdface

Turdface can be used in different ways depending on the situation. Most often used in place of butthole or asshole which are words usually associated with undesirable behavior from another person.

Tina Vermillion is a turdface for not cleaning up the fresh dog poop in the kitchen that smelled up the entire house.

turdface tina or tina turdface.

also can be used in a combonation.

i.e. turdface buttlicker, turdface ass breath and
turdface turddy turdster.

by pharm1 April 27, 2008

Turdface

It can mean 3 things,
a turd on your face or a turd on somebody elses face
OR
an ugly face, proper, proper, proper ugly face.

"Omg i just seen a turdface."

"Ew, look at that turdface over there on the corner of the street wearing a short skirt"

by charlotte and carleigh ;) April 16, 2008